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2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 1 minutes

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Summary

Weekly, comedian best friends Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer get together in the bear cave at YMH Studios to do what bears do: make each other laugh. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Today we have a treat for you.
0:03.1	Oh, yeah, baby.
0:05.1	Welcome back to Two Bears One K.
0:09.5	Give it up for Ari Safir, everybody.
0:11.4	Matt Wright.
0:11.9	John Stewart.
0:12.6	What's up?
0:13.2	Can you fucking believe up here?
0:14.7	Appreciate it.
0:15.3	Good to be here.
0:16.0	Louis C.K.
0:17.0	Quinton.
0:17.6	You're lucky I'm here.
0:18.7	I feel like it's like, you know.
0:20.1	Wow.
0:20.6	Are you going to run for president?
0:22.1	Let me take a hit.
0:23.3	Back to us.
0:24.0	Holy shit.
0:24.8	I'm Tom. He's bird.
0:26.3	That one kind of hurt.
0:27.2	Oh, did it?
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