Bad Thoughts About Meghan Markle | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 May 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0	100%
0:01.2	Cheers
0:02.2	Welcome
0:05.5	to another episode
0:07.5	of Two Bears One Cave
0:08.7	We're in Los Angeles
0:10.9	With the hit show on Netflix
0:13.6	streaming right now
0:14.9	Number two, bad thoughts
0:17.3	Congratulations, buddy
0:18.8	Thanks, buddy
0:19.5	Congratulations.
0:20.4	It is awesome. We went to the premiere last week, saw the first three episodes, and I sat right behind you. I was howling, laughing the whole time.
0:29.0	You were. It was awesome to hear you, actually.
0:31.5	And then, Leanne and I, the last night, it started streaming yesterday, and Leanne and I watched the last three episodes.
0:38.2	I got high before I watched them and I realized halfway through Tom that I was doing this weird
0:43.3	smile laugh I've never done where my eyes were like scared but I was I was smiling I was going
0:47.9	like that when you okay let's let's pick apart bad bad thoughts because i mean i'm i'm i mean it's
0:56.5	millions and millions of people are watching it right now yeah and and it's still i'm we
1:02.0	this is the next week so we don't know or the week i for whatever but we don't know where it
1:06.0	is right now but i'm guarantee you it's still in the top 10 it is so fucking funny funny, but it is, God damn it, is so your sense of humor.
1:13.7	It is my sense of humor.
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