Ripping Beers & Running 5K's w/ Jason Kelce, N.O.R.E, and Beau Allen | 2 Bears, 1 Cave

2 Bears, 1 Cave with Tom Segura & Bert Kreischer

2 Bears 1 Cave

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 23.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2025

⏱️ 69 minutes

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SPONSORS: - Head to https://bubblycleaning.com/Bears to get your first 3 hours of cleaning for only $19. Thanks so much to Bubbly Cleaning for sponsoring this episode! - Head to https://acorns.com/bears or download the Acorns app to get started. - Start your free online visit today at https://Hims.com/BEARS. - Upgrade your wallet today! Get 10% Off @Ridge with code CAVE at https://www.Ridge.com/CAVE #Ridgepod - Order a bottle of Por Osos and some killer merch online https://drinkporosos.com This week on 2 Bears 1 Cave, Tom Segura and Bert Kershire are LIVE from the 2 Bears 5k in Tampa Bay Florida! They aren't alone either, the bears are joined by not one, not two, but three guest bears! Joining Tom and Bert are rapper/running enthusiast N.O.R.E, as well as, former NFL players/Super Bowl champs, Jason Kelce and Beau Allen. The group all get together to talk about the real challenges of the 2 Bears 5k, who the best drinkers are, running, nicknames, dictators, Hype Williams, stupid purchases, and so much more. Enjoy the show! 2 Bears, 1 Cave Ep. 288 https://tomsegura.com/tour https://www.bertbertbert.com/tour https://store.ymhstudios.com Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:04:17 - N.O.R.E 00:14:48 - Japanese Whiskey 00:20:12 - Beau Allen & Jason Kelce 00:26:33 - The Best Drinkers & Worst NFL Matchups 00:35:33 - Nicknames & Dictators 00:42:02 - Hype Williams 00:45:39 - NFL Rookies 00:53:51 - Drinking Before A Big Game 00:58:23 - Stupid Purchases 01:06:16 - Wrap Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	100%
0:01.2	Welcome to another episode of two bears, one cave.
0:08.8	I'm Tom and this is Bert, everybody.
0:11.4	Say hello.
0:15.1	What of, am I?
0:16.9	I'm hammered.
0:18.1	Yeah, that is not weird.
0:22.3	This is incredible.
0:23.6	Thank you guys so much for coming out.
0:25.3	If you're listening, we are at Raymond James Stadium in Tampa, Florida.
0:32.0	And there's a 5K, which was, I think it was your goddamn idea.
0:37.2	This idea is almost dumber than Two Bears Sports Management.
0:41.2	Yeah, that really didn't pan out.
0:42.9	Two Bears racing. Two Bears AI porn.
0:46.7	Yeah.
0:47.5	We've had a lot of dumb ideas, Tom.
0:49.7	Quite a few.
0:50.8	And I put this near the top, but it fucking panned out.
0:56.4	We were so hungover this morning.
0:59.9	I was like, there's no way I'm running this fucking race.
1:02.0	I was tapping out.
1:02.9	I smoked DMT yesterday.
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