Wednesday, May 13th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 13 May 2026
⏱️ 200 minutes
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Summary
*Timestamps are approximate*
TIME TOPIC
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 EMAIL: Listener sent video from Cancun resort, played Life is Life
0:04 What causes old people smell
0:19 Things you do when you are completely alone, but would never admit to in real life
0:42 NEWS
0:42 2 plane crashes yesterday
0:48 Update on the guy who jumped into jet engine
0:50 Update on hantavirus
0:53 News reporter holding a baby
0:58 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:58 Streamer scamming guys out of money, filter glitches revealing much older woman
1:04 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:04 NBA player Brandon Clarke was found dead
1:06 NBA and NHL playoff update
1:07 World Cup getting bad press from secondary market tickets
1:07 The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue
1:12 Talk of Matt Lauer possibly returning to TV
1:14 No Doubt kicked off residency at The Sphere
1:17 Katy Perry says Josh Groban is the one who got away
1:20 Someone threw phone at singer of Bring Me the Horizon
1:22 Stars who changed their name
1:30 Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey shot
1:31 The next Lord of the Rings LEGO set will be the largest ever
1:35 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:35 The mysterious box that Chuck brought in
1:40 BADASS OF THE DAY
1:40 Video of a guy with knife in his back talking on the phone
1:46 Postal worker used porta john, truck rolled away
1:56 Two ladies facing federal charges after fighting on a cruise
2:01 Woman with giant ass half sitting
2:06 The wildest non-sexual things people do nude
2:23 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:23 Car crashed into outdoor dining area
2:30 Thieves using bear spray to commit crimes
2:34 Woman picked up a bug and it nearly killed her
2:38 Woman describes the pain of being bitten by a venomous snake
2:40 New emotional support robot
2:43 Fast food prices increase while portions decrease
2:53 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:53 NEWS
2:53 Guy tried to break into slot machine after losing all of his money
2:58 May I cars that were driving into water
3:00 Rising cases of stomach issues caused by marijuana
3:05 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:05 Triplet brothers travelled to Turkey together to get hair transplants
3:09 Lady talks about how she learned about "car ranch"
3:14 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:14 IT SUCKS TO BE OLD
3:14 Old guy pulled out his gun because of people leaf blowing
END OF SHOW
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Dave and Chuck the free. |
| 0:01.2 | Coming up on this Wednesday edition of the show, |
| 0:03.4 | what is the weirdest thing you do when you're alone. |
| 0:06.6 | Well, we all know about Chuck. |
| 0:08.4 | But these guys really get upset about my noise. |
| 0:12.0 | And would they rather hear a Mongolian throat singer? |
| 0:15.2 | Yes, I agree. |
| 0:16.6 | Yes, I would. |
| 0:17.5 | Are you jerking off to an old Asian broad? |
| 0:21.7 | Like currently? |
| 0:22.5 | Like right now as we speak? |
| 0:24.1 | Well, you might think you're not, but it turns out they've got filters and some guys |
| 0:29.1 | were in for the shock of their lives. |
| 0:30.8 | We're cooked. |
| 0:31.4 | Our badass of the day gets stabbed and you'd never know anything happened to the dude. |
| 0:36.4 | A runaway UPS truck with a GoFundMe that was a first in the show's history. |
| 0:44.1 | Two women slap each other on a carnival cruise again. |
| 0:48.5 | Is she sitting or standing is a new game we play? |
| 0:52.1 | This is a wild one. |
| 0:53.5 | This lady's ass defies gravity. |
| 0:56.0 | We also talk about the craziest non-sexual thing you've done, and you won't believe what a Detroit |
| 1:01.8 | tattoo artist did. |
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