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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Wednesday, May 13th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2026

⏱️ 200 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*


TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 EMAIL: Listener sent video from Cancun resort, played Life is Life

0:04 What causes old people smell

0:19 Things you do when you are completely alone, but would never admit to in real life

0:42   NEWS

0:42 2 plane crashes yesterday

0:48 Update on the guy who jumped into jet engine

0:50 Update on hantavirus 

0:53 News reporter holding a baby

0:58   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:58 Streamer scamming guys out of money, filter glitches revealing much older woman

1:04   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:04 NBA player Brandon Clarke was found dead

1:06 NBA and NHL playoff update

1:07 World Cup getting bad press from secondary market tickets

1:07 The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue

1:12 Talk of Matt Lauer possibly returning to TV

1:14 No Doubt kicked off residency at The Sphere

1:17 Katy Perry says Josh Groban is the one who got away

1:20 Someone threw phone at singer of Bring Me the Horizon

1:22 Stars who changed their name

1:30 Woody Harrelson and Matthew McConaughey shot

1:31 The next Lord of the Rings LEGO set will be the largest ever

1:35   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:35 The mysterious box that Chuck brought in

1:40   BADASS OF THE DAY

1:40 Video of a guy with knife in his back talking on the phone

1:46 Postal worker used porta john, truck rolled away

1:56 Two ladies facing federal charges after fighting on a cruise

2:01 Woman with giant ass half sitting

2:06 The wildest non-sexual things people do nude

2:23   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:23 Car crashed into outdoor dining area

2:30 Thieves using bear spray to commit crimes

2:34 Woman picked up a bug and it nearly killed her

2:38 Woman describes the pain of being bitten by a venomous snake

2:40 New emotional support robot

2:43 Fast food prices increase while portions decrease

2:53   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:53   NEWS

2:53 Guy tried to break into slot machine after losing all of his money

2:58 May I cars that were driving into water

3:00 Rising cases of stomach issues caused by marijuana

3:05   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:05 Triplet brothers travelled to Turkey together to get hair transplants

3:09 Lady talks about how she learned about "car ranch"

3:14   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:14   IT SUCKS TO BE OLD

3:14 Old guy pulled out his gun because of people leaf blowing

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, it's Dave and Chuck the free.

0:01.2

Coming up on this Wednesday edition of the show,

0:03.4

what is the weirdest thing you do when you're alone.

0:06.6

Well, we all know about Chuck.

0:08.4

But these guys really get upset about my noise.

0:12.0

And would they rather hear a Mongolian throat singer?

0:15.2

Yes, I agree.

0:16.6

Yes, I would.

0:17.5

Are you jerking off to an old Asian broad?

0:21.7

Like currently?

0:22.5

Like right now as we speak?

0:24.1

Well, you might think you're not, but it turns out they've got filters and some guys

0:29.1

were in for the shock of their lives.

0:30.8

We're cooked.

0:31.4

Our badass of the day gets stabbed and you'd never know anything happened to the dude.

0:36.4

A runaway UPS truck with a GoFundMe that was a first in the show's history.

0:44.1

Two women slap each other on a carnival cruise again.

0:48.5

Is she sitting or standing is a new game we play?

0:52.1

This is a wild one.

0:53.5

This lady's ass defies gravity.

0:56.0

We also talk about the craziest non-sexual thing you've done, and you won't believe what a Detroit

1:01.8

tattoo artist did.

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