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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Tuesday, May 12th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2026

⏱️ 201 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*


TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Fart of the year from a horse

0:05 Latest Meta glasses are said to be a game changer

0:23 The best fads of the 90s

0:31   NEWS

0:31   SUCKS TO BE OLD

0:31 Old cruise passenger died in tragic accident

0:37 Update on cruise passengers with Hantavirus

0:41 Update on deadly runway collision

0:43 Family nearly collided head on with a plane

0:45 People pissed about helicopter arrival to prom

0:49 Woman's home has become a hotspot for Marketplace meetup robberies

0:54 Kid saved choking classmate

0:59   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:59 Amber talked to Dave about Ryan's penis

1:12   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:12 NBA and NHL playoff update

1:12 UFL sideline reporters interview refs during the game

1:14 More Mike Vrabel details

1:21 Benedict Cumberbatch got into a bike rage incident

1:23 Eminem's ex-wife busted for drinking and driving

1:25 Weird roles actors had early in their career

1:30 Final night of Stephen Colbert's Late Show

1:31 New projects in the works at NBC

1:32 Jimmy Buffet maxing

1:39   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:39   WHAT'S IN HER VAGINA?

1:39 Woman accused of stealing wine, shoved bottle in her vagina

1:48 Gun pulled in fast food drive thru after one person honked

1:51 Fight at a fast food restaurant

1:55 3 hidden cameras found in a bathroom

1:58 A guy set up a bathroom camera during pride fest

2:03 Guy installed a shower boob cam

2:20 Woman's legs locked and started to bend backwards

2:28   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:28   IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY

2:28 Suspects set themselves on fire while trying to burn down a cannabis shop

2:35 Guy ran from scene of crash, holding his bottle of rum

2:38 Burglars broke into high school, stole hotdogs and ice cream

2:41 More house listings made by A.I.

2:45 Doctors say to get rid of underwear that isn't cotton

2:50   JUNK FOOD ROUNDUP

2:50 Sizzler could be making a comeback

2:53 Woman cut open the most disgusting onion ever

2:56   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:56   NEWS

2:56 Thieves are drilling into gas tanks to steal gas from big vehicles

3:01 Plane had to turn back halfway across the Atlantic 

3:04 Bumble is moving away from swiping

3:07   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:07 Lady who rakes in thousands per month with her home laundry business

3:14 Service dog making people smile

3:16   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:16   DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY

3:16 Guy beat up his own brother-in-law

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Dave and Chuck the Freak

0:07.3

Facebook.com slash Dave and Chuck the Freak fans.

0:11.2

Tuesday, the 12th. Go.

0:23.9

Tuesday, the 12th of May.

0:27.6

How you doing?

0:28.4

Thanks for joining us here on Dave and Chuck the Freak.

0:30.4

Streaming live, YouTube.com slash Dave and Chuck.

0:33.8

Check us out online at Dave andchuckthefreak.com.

0:36.3

And if you want to reach us during the show the

0:38.0

david and chuck lines are 1855954 6969 the five hour energy text line is 4 6969 well it's only may

0:48.0

and there's already a winner declared for fart of the year what i've been working on this on this. I'm not ready to even submit. I feel like you'd love someone to do this for you sometimes, Chuck, if you were just to lay down and them to, like, squeeze farts out of you. Oh, like a baby, like get me in the baby pose or something and push my legs up against my stomach and just really release.

1:11.6

There was a horse that looked like

1:12.9

it was in... Oh, wow.

1:14.7

You can't compete with a horse.

1:15.9

Incredible discomfort, and the trainer laid it down and started

1:18.7

squeezing well. That helped.

1:21.5

Oh, my goodness.

1:22.6

Here's what happened.

1:30.3

Yeah. Hold on anything, huh? Yeah. I'll be it. Whatever.

1:46.0

I'll be totally honest, I haven't been. whatever.

1:47.7

I'll be totally honest.

1:48.3

I haven't beat.

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