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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Thursday, May 14th 2026 Dave and Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2026

⏱️ 198 minutes

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Summary


*Timestamps are approximate*


TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 EMAIL: He is actively going through foreskin restoration/Dave & Chuck's Perfect Taint

0:10 Lady's old VHS dating video (Real or Fake?)

0:13 Which discontinued food, drink or snack would you bring back?

0:35   NEWS

0:35 Video of plane crash survivor rescue

0:37 Another disease outbreak on a cruise ship

0:40 Coast Guard has seized boat that woman suspiciously vanished from

0:43 Guy bitten by a snake during a family hike

0:48 Teens help old guy having a medical emergency on the road

0:51 Couple celebrates 80th anniversary

0:58   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:58 Video of an old pole dancer

1:05   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:05 Debacle involving baseball player and his divorce

1:11 CBS crew member suffered medical emergency live on air

1:14 Tom Hanks' son living in a trailer park

1:19 Ashley Judd re-did her 12th birthday for her 58th birthday

1:21 The guest that distracted Stephen Colbert with their beauty

1:29 Grown Ups 3 is in the works, other Netflix announcements

1:35   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:35   BITCH'S TRIPPIN'/HOT OR NOT?

1:35 Woman got so drunk on a flight that she punched, bit a flight attendant

1:58 Guy lead police on a chase, broke into home right after getting out of jail

1:59 Woman's blue hair and crazy clothes helped police track her down after bank robbery

2:00 Guy met OnlyFans creator for BDSM, was suffocated to death

2:11 Sailer found a rat in his energy drink can

2:14 Woman crying on social media, begging men to stop wearing flip-flops

2:26   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:26 A fisherman survived lightning strike

2:32 Family says bees have them trapped in their own home

2:37 17 tourists trapped together in an elevator

2:39 Cop on vacation helps on duty cop who was being attacked

2:41 Spoon that will put your phone into silent mode while you eat ice cream

2:43 Very Cool to Uncool things to talk about

2:47 Retail chains trying to bring people back to physical stores

2:52   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:52   NEWS

2:52 Thief brought empty suitcases into grocery stores, filled them with beef

2:57 Guy in a work truck was attacked by a lady

3:01 Caveman teeth

3:05   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:05 Treasure hunters destroyed a park

3:10 Kid got on an empty bus

3:14   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:14   WHAT'S UP WITH THE ASIANS?

3:14 Guy got himself kicked off of a flight

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

On this Thursday edition of Dave and Chuck the freak, well, we've got it, Chuck. We've figured it out. What? What? We can give the show up now because our big money-making deal, our big idea. Finally? Is going to take off with Dave and Chuck's perfect taint. Yes, we've been working on it for years. What's that all about? Well, we'll tell you coming up. Also, is Chuck in a band called Diarrhea to Death? What do you think?

0:24.0

A mom. What's that all about? Well, we'll tell you coming up. Also, is Chuck in a band called Diarrhea to Death?

0:22.8

What do you think?

0:23.9

A mom punches and bites a flight attendant, but the big question is, what did she say that made Chuck hard?

0:32.9

And is she hot or not?

0:35.4

Jason's got a real creepy kid and Ryan does too.

0:38.3

We were very disturbed to hear what they were saying to the guys.

0:41.4

A stupid bank robber and only fans BDSM takes a deadly turn.

0:47.8

And Jason asserts his dominance.

0:50.5

You really did.

0:51.3

I didn't like it at all.

0:52.8

It's his own personal issue, I think.

0:54.9

Yeah, it was.

0:55.8

Women are begging men not to wear this one thing, which is ridiculous.

1:01.9

Please stop, men. It's disgusting.

1:05.2

We'll get into that, and lightning strikes a fisherman.

1:08.1

Did it make him dumber?

1:09.6

It's all coming up on today's edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak.

1:13.0

Where am I? This place is incredible. Cotton candy everywhere. Rainbow candy, I'm never leaving.

1:18.3

You're in a radio studio. Snap out of it. I can taste it. The sweet cotton candy. All the fruity candy.

1:24.5

That's what I'm talking about. Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots.

1:28.5

All that candy-style flavor, zero sugar. Wait, so this is real? Yeah, portable two-ounce shots

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