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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Wednesday, April 8th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 198 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Kristi Noem's husband and his controversy

0:23 Woman posts TikTok looking for a guy that her friend met at the bar, the guy's wife saw it

0:28 The Easy Squeeze Me device to help with constipation

0:35   NEWS

0:35   SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION

0:35 Old lady in a Tesla crashed into a cellphone store

0:39 Suspicious disappearance of a woman after an evening boat ride with her husband

0:43 SCUBA diver was dragged by a boat

0:47 Guy shatters the glass of a business when they tell him that he could not use their bathroom

0:52 A dognapping caught on camera

0:58   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:00 Jason will be having his rib ball removed tomorrow, Ryan's surgeries & kidney stones

1:21   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:21 Tiger Woods will be leaving the country to enter treatment

1:22 Patriots coach Mike Vrabel's marital scandal

1:29 Big Cubs fan lost pants while going for a foul ball

1:37   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:39   PERVERT

1:39 A couple of female teachers were allegedly having sex with the same student

1:46 School official called a student "hot" during a board meeting

1:51 Drug dealer gets hit in head with bags of cocaine during a police bust

1:54 Guy wearing a stolen inmate uniform in his mugshot

1:57 Hiker had to be airlifted from mountain after getting stung over 100 times

2:02 Uptick in guys over 50 getting things stuck in their butts (Are you a guy over 50 who started exploring your butt?)

2:28   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:30 Person in an Easter Bunny costume helped a shooting victim

2:42 Campers believe that a mountain lion was trying to get into their tent

2:44 Tornado warning forced an Indian wedding and girls' volleyball tournament together

2:49 Pig semen eye drops can help to stop cancerous tumors in eyes

2:50   JUNK FOOD ROUND UP

2:50 Dairy Queen's breakfast-themed treats

2:59   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:01   NEWS

3:01   SUCKS TO BE OLD

3:01 Old lady arrested while drunk driving twice in two days

3:04 Woman saved guy from drowning, turned out he was a double-homicide suspect

3:09   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:12 NASA release images of the Moon from Artimus mission

3:14 How living in space changes you

3:14 Mirrors that would allow you to order sunlight on demand

3:17 A couple who were married for decades ended up passing within hours of each other

3:21   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:23   THOSE CRAZY CANADIANS

3:23 Someone caught on camera stealing a bunch of hockey sticks

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Dave and Chuck the freak on this Wednesday, the 8th of April.

0:04.2

And coming up, did a guy invent his personal poop squeezer?

0:09.0

And why does Chuck think he may be the coolest man alive?

0:11.9

He is the coolest man alive.

0:13.9

We have found what could be the biggest stud in school ever.

0:18.3

Oh, my God.

0:19.1

Unbelievable.

0:20.1

Two female teachers fell for this guy. I mean,

0:23.8

it's not great. It's not great. It's not great. Still, but also, we also found the pervious school board

0:30.2

member ever. Oh, we did. You won't believe what he says to a student. That's kind of what he

0:35.4

sounded like. A man stung by a hundred bees.

0:39.3

He's dead.

0:40.0

How did that happen?

0:41.1

He's dead right now.

0:41.7

And we get into a real serious discussion about why men over 50 can't stop putting stuff up their asses.

0:49.0

Because it feels so damn good, Dave.

0:51.3

You will not believe the call we get.

0:54.5

Oh, that's right.

0:55.7

And the admission this man makes of what happened to him at the doctor.

1:00.5

Thank you, Frank.

1:01.5

And also why I was ready to walk out of the show.

1:05.1

All that, the Easter Bunny saves a shooting victim,

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