Wednesday, April 8th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 8 April 2026
⏱️ 198 minutes
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Summary
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0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 Kristi Noem's husband and his controversy
0:23 Woman posts TikTok looking for a guy that her friend met at the bar, the guy's wife saw it
0:28 The Easy Squeeze Me device to help with constipation
0:35 NEWS
0:35 SYMPHONY OF DESTRUCTION
0:35 Old lady in a Tesla crashed into a cellphone store
0:39 Suspicious disappearance of a woman after an evening boat ride with her husband
0:43 SCUBA diver was dragged by a boat
0:47 Guy shatters the glass of a business when they tell him that he could not use their bathroom
0:52 A dognapping caught on camera
0:58 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:00 Jason will be having his rib ball removed tomorrow, Ryan's surgeries & kidney stones
1:21 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:21 Tiger Woods will be leaving the country to enter treatment
1:22 Patriots coach Mike Vrabel's marital scandal
1:29 Big Cubs fan lost pants while going for a foul ball
1:37 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:39 PERVERT
1:39 A couple of female teachers were allegedly having sex with the same student
1:46 School official called a student "hot" during a board meeting
1:51 Drug dealer gets hit in head with bags of cocaine during a police bust
1:54 Guy wearing a stolen inmate uniform in his mugshot
1:57 Hiker had to be airlifted from mountain after getting stung over 100 times
2:02 Uptick in guys over 50 getting things stuck in their butts (Are you a guy over 50 who started exploring your butt?)
2:28 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:30 Person in an Easter Bunny costume helped a shooting victim
2:42 Campers believe that a mountain lion was trying to get into their tent
2:44 Tornado warning forced an Indian wedding and girls' volleyball tournament together
2:49 Pig semen eye drops can help to stop cancerous tumors in eyes
2:50 JUNK FOOD ROUND UP
2:50 Dairy Queen's breakfast-themed treats
2:59 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:01 NEWS
3:01 SUCKS TO BE OLD
3:01 Old lady arrested while drunk driving twice in two days
3:04 Woman saved guy from drowning, turned out he was a double-homicide suspect
3:09 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:12 NASA release images of the Moon from Artimus mission
3:14 How living in space changes you
3:14 Mirrors that would allow you to order sunlight on demand
3:17 A couple who were married for decades ended up passing within hours of each other
3:21 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:23 THOSE CRAZY CANADIANS
3:23 Someone caught on camera stealing a bunch of hockey sticks
END OF SHOW
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| 0:00.0 | Dave and Chuck the freak on this Wednesday, the 8th of April. |
| 0:04.2 | And coming up, did a guy invent his personal poop squeezer? |
| 0:09.0 | And why does Chuck think he may be the coolest man alive? |
| 0:11.9 | He is the coolest man alive. |
| 0:13.9 | We have found what could be the biggest stud in school ever. |
| 0:18.3 | Oh, my God. |
| 0:19.1 | Unbelievable. |
| 0:20.1 | Two female teachers fell for this guy. I mean, |
| 0:23.8 | it's not great. It's not great. It's not great. Still, but also, we also found the pervious school board |
| 0:30.2 | member ever. Oh, we did. You won't believe what he says to a student. That's kind of what he |
| 0:35.4 | sounded like. A man stung by a hundred bees. |
| 0:39.3 | He's dead. |
| 0:40.0 | How did that happen? |
| 0:41.1 | He's dead right now. |
| 0:41.7 | And we get into a real serious discussion about why men over 50 can't stop putting stuff up their asses. |
| 0:49.0 | Because it feels so damn good, Dave. |
| 0:51.3 | You will not believe the call we get. |
| 0:54.5 | Oh, that's right. |
| 0:55.7 | And the admission this man makes of what happened to him at the doctor. |
| 1:00.5 | Thank you, Frank. |
| 1:01.5 | And also why I was ready to walk out of the show. |
| 1:05.1 | All that, the Easter Bunny saves a shooting victim, |
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