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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Thursday, April 9th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2026

⏱️ 201 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*


0:01 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Jason is off, Ryan's hard launch

0:11 Ryan's interest

0:16 Lady who made digital court appearance while driving a car

0:20 Open A.I. have shelved their plans to launch an erotic chat bot

0:26 Guy who loves to fix things and offers free fixit services

0:30   NEWS

0:31 Police arrest the husband of a woman who suspiciously disappeared

0:33 Woman is hospitalized by a catapillar

0:41 Door blew open on a plane during flight

0:45 Jar of Nutella floated by on an Artimus live stream

0:51 Family's dog taken by a delivery driver

0:51 Another stolen dog returned to his family

0:54 Dog saved family & their livestock from bear

0:59   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:00 Jason is off today

1:02   CELEBRITY DIRT

1:02 The Masters starts tody

1:06 Loonie Dog night for Bliue Jays home hames

1:09 Strange foods that you can buy in MLB stadiums this year

1:17 Michael J. Fox was reported dead on CNN, he was not

1:17 The woman who sold Matthew Perry the drugs that killed him has been sentenced

1:28 Nikki Glaser says she kind of likes it when her boyfriend hooks up with other women

1:31 Kris Jenner has become an idol on Chinese social media

1:37   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:39   WHITE TRASH ALERT

1:39 Guy stole a semi-truck full of beer

1:47 2 guys arrested for driving around with a gator strapped to the top of their car

1:49 "Pamper and Dash", when people run out on salon and spa bills

2:02 Video of 2 ladies fighting over a coffin after learning that they were both dating the deceased

2:07 Fight in line at a Chick Fil-A leads to gun fire

2:12 Viral video of police failed attempt to apprehend suspect

2:15 Ladies are going crazy over Laguna Beach's Firefighter of the Year

2:20 Guy had 4" removed from his penis

2:28   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:29   DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY

2:29 Guy refused to pay for gas because money "isn't real"

2:32 Trash dumped on driveway over a payment dispute

2:36 Police targeting distracted drivers by riding on buses

2:41 Are men's or women's farts worse according to science?

2:47 78-year-old woman says she is too old for jury duty, but they keep asking her

2:51 Chick Fil-A employee found $10k in cash, returned it

2:57   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:59   NEWS

2:59 Family got trapped in their storm shelter

3:02 Another piece of junk fell to Earth from space

3:05 Deputies save a woman who can't swim after driving into a retention pond

3:09   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:11 Expert believes A.I. could reduce number of days worked from 4 to 5 per week

3:13 How chocolate, cheese and yogurt can help you live longer

3:15 Things you've stopped buying because it has become too expensive

3:22   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:24   IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY

3:24 Guy got stuck in chimney while breaking into a home

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

It's the Thursday edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak on the way,

0:03.0

and Jason's out getting his ball removed.

0:05.5

Oh, yeah.

0:06.2

His rib ball.

0:07.6

So Ryan, new guy, Stinky Ryan, is sitting in,

0:10.4

and off the top, he explains why he's worried about his little son.

0:15.3

Oh, yeah, and he should be.

0:17.0

And he absolutely should be, because look out,

0:19.2

he's turning into a little Chuck the freak.

0:20.6

Yep.

0:21.3

What would happen if Chuck was on Artemis 2?

0:25.8

Well, only the most amazing live broadcast of all time.

0:29.9

I'm not sure.

0:30.4

Something whizzed by the camera and we wonder what would happen if Chuck had been one of those astronauts.

0:35.6

Shower time, everybody.

0:37.1

Shower time. Tune in.

0:38.3

I unfortunately passed out at the dentist again.

0:41.2

I get so sleepy.

0:42.5

You do.

0:43.3

Well, you forgot to do something and it led to chaos again.

0:47.9

What went wrong?

0:48.7

We'll explain.

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