Thursday, April 9th 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 9 April 2026
⏱️ 201 minutes
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Summary
*Timestamps are approximate*
0:01 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 Jason is off, Ryan's hard launch
0:11 Ryan's interest
0:16 Lady who made digital court appearance while driving a car
0:20 Open A.I. have shelved their plans to launch an erotic chat bot
0:26 Guy who loves to fix things and offers free fixit services
0:30 NEWS
0:31 Police arrest the husband of a woman who suspiciously disappeared
0:33 Woman is hospitalized by a catapillar
0:41 Door blew open on a plane during flight
0:45 Jar of Nutella floated by on an Artimus live stream
0:51 Family's dog taken by a delivery driver
0:51 Another stolen dog returned to his family
0:54 Dog saved family & their livestock from bear
0:59 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:00 Jason is off today
1:02 CELEBRITY DIRT
1:02 The Masters starts tody
1:06 Loonie Dog night for Bliue Jays home hames
1:09 Strange foods that you can buy in MLB stadiums this year
1:17 Michael J. Fox was reported dead on CNN, he was not
1:17 The woman who sold Matthew Perry the drugs that killed him has been sentenced
1:28 Nikki Glaser says she kind of likes it when her boyfriend hooks up with other women
1:31 Kris Jenner has become an idol on Chinese social media
1:37 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:39 WHITE TRASH ALERT
1:39 Guy stole a semi-truck full of beer
1:47 2 guys arrested for driving around with a gator strapped to the top of their car
1:49 "Pamper and Dash", when people run out on salon and spa bills
2:02 Video of 2 ladies fighting over a coffin after learning that they were both dating the deceased
2:07 Fight in line at a Chick Fil-A leads to gun fire
2:12 Viral video of police failed attempt to apprehend suspect
2:15 Ladies are going crazy over Laguna Beach's Firefighter of the Year
2:20 Guy had 4" removed from his penis
2:28 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:29 DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY
2:29 Guy refused to pay for gas because money "isn't real"
2:32 Trash dumped on driveway over a payment dispute
2:36 Police targeting distracted drivers by riding on buses
2:41 Are men's or women's farts worse according to science?
2:47 78-year-old woman says she is too old for jury duty, but they keep asking her
2:51 Chick Fil-A employee found $10k in cash, returned it
2:57 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:59 NEWS
2:59 Family got trapped in their storm shelter
3:02 Another piece of junk fell to Earth from space
3:05 Deputies save a woman who can't swim after driving into a retention pond
3:09 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:11 Expert believes A.I. could reduce number of days worked from 4 to 5 per week
3:13 How chocolate, cheese and yogurt can help you live longer
3:15 Things you've stopped buying because it has become too expensive
3:22 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:24 IDIOT CRIMINAL OF THE DAY
3:24 Guy got stuck in chimney while breaking into a home
END OF SHOW
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | It's the Thursday edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak on the way, |
| 0:03.0 | and Jason's out getting his ball removed. |
| 0:05.5 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:06.2 | His rib ball. |
| 0:07.6 | So Ryan, new guy, Stinky Ryan, is sitting in, |
| 0:10.4 | and off the top, he explains why he's worried about his little son. |
| 0:15.3 | Oh, yeah, and he should be. |
| 0:17.0 | And he absolutely should be, because look out, |
| 0:19.2 | he's turning into a little Chuck the freak. |
| 0:20.6 | Yep. |
| 0:21.3 | What would happen if Chuck was on Artemis 2? |
| 0:25.8 | Well, only the most amazing live broadcast of all time. |
| 0:29.9 | I'm not sure. |
| 0:30.4 | Something whizzed by the camera and we wonder what would happen if Chuck had been one of those astronauts. |
| 0:35.6 | Shower time, everybody. |
| 0:37.1 | Shower time. Tune in. |
| 0:38.3 | I unfortunately passed out at the dentist again. |
| 0:41.2 | I get so sleepy. |
| 0:42.5 | You do. |
| 0:43.3 | Well, you forgot to do something and it led to chaos again. |
| 0:47.9 | What went wrong? |
| 0:48.7 | We'll explain. |
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