Tuesday April 7th, 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
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🗓️ 7 April 2026
⏱️ 197 minutes
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Summary
*Timestamps are approximate*
TIME TOPIC
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 Jason's son's demon friends are back
0:11 Dave's celebrity run-ins over vacation
0:17 Parenting trend to get kids to stop freaking out
0:20 Bathroom minibars
0:28 NEWS
0:28 DARK SIDED
0:28 Human skull found during Easter egg hunt
0:31 Wolf bit child's hands at the zoo
0:36 Person able to walk away after being ejected from a car
0:40 Luxury car heist leads to a crash
0:42 Plane contacted wrong air traffic control tower during runway approach
0:45 Woman went into labor on board a flight
0:46 Artimus mission reaches the far side of the Moon
0:50 Teen surfer bit by a shark
0:53 Cat hid in recliner to avoid going to the vet
0:57 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:59 CELEBRITY DIRT
0:59 Michigan wins NCAAB National Championship/Fan Celebrations
1:07 Woman went into labor at a hockey game
1:09 Rapper Offset shot outside of a casino
1:13 The UK considering a travel ban on Kanye West
1:19 Savannah Guthrie's return to Today
1:24 Stephen Colbert will be replaced by Comics Unleashed
1:26 Rumor that Spider-Man will die in next movie
1:29 Travel hotspots made famous by movies and TV shows
1:37 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:38 WHITE TRASH ALERT
1:38 Woman broke into a chicken coup where to people live
1:48 Man robbed a McDonald's for cookies
1:51 A school superintendent accused of damaging a resort
1:54 A store manager is believed to have had a camera in the dressing room for over a year
1:59 Jason possibly found the chicken coup people
2:04 Rub & tug busted, had great reviews from couples(Have you had a couples rub & tug)
2:20 Politician kicked out of her party because of how heavily she edited her appearance
2:27 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:29 FAST FOOD FREAKOUT
2:29 Restaurant manager allegedly shot at customer after argument at drive-thru
2:34 Woman caught after falling out of malfunctioning carnival ride
2:39 Footage of Ferris wheel collapsing
2:42 Restaurant has to put up a fence to keep people from pooping there
2:51 People who have lost weight rapidly are twice as likely to get divorced
2:53 Push Pop sushi rolls
2:55 New non-alcoholic champagne
2:59 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:01 NEWS
3:01 DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY
3:01 Doctor vandalized car that was parked where he normally parks
3:05 Bus driver tried to beat a train at a crossing
3:10 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:12 Man received heart transplant after waitin for 7 years
3:15 A 4-year-old girl with a high I.Q.
3:18 Guy saw a Lamborghini drive past his house, turned out to be his sweepstakes prize
3:21 - - - AD MARKER - - -
3:23 BITCH'S TRIPPIN'
3:23 Woman stabs a guy in the back of the head with a toothbrush
END OF SHOW
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, Dave and Chuck the freak, back with you here on this Tuesday. The 7th of April is Jado back as well? |
| 0:06.5 | Oh, no, not Jado. The demon that lives in Jason's kid's head, hopefully just in his head. |
| 0:13.5 | We'll get an update on that. An attack at the zoo was quite surprising in a different way. |
| 0:19.4 | Right. Chuck thinks I was disappointed. |
| 0:21.7 | A kid wasn't harmed more. |
| 0:23.7 | But that's not true. |
| 0:24.7 | It's not true. |
| 0:25.4 | I will explain later. |
| 0:26.4 | You were disappointed. |
| 0:28.1 | The weirdest white trash house break-in just happened at a chicken coop. |
| 0:32.8 | And we do a deep, deep dive into these people. |
| 0:35.7 | How can't you? |
| 0:36.4 | Someone is in a chicken coop, dude? A purve at |
| 0:39.9 | T.J. Max? Well, yeah. Of course, for sure. But another one will tell you what he was up to. Do |
| 0:45.7 | couples do rub and tugs together? Yes, we do. According to this story, yes. Also, a Dutch politician |
| 0:53.8 | uses an AI photo so different from her |
| 0:56.9 | original face. It made Chuck create his own. And I look great. And would you eat juicy |
| 1:02.3 | Dave's meat? I would. It's all coming up on today's edition of Dave and Chuck the freak. |
| 1:07.5 | Ugh. What's wrong? You had candy for breakfast again, didn't you? It's not a problem, Dave. |
| 1:12.0 | It's a lifestyle. Look at you. You're a mess. I've got a better way to start your day and satisfy that sweet tooth. Go on. Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots. All that nostalgic candy-style flavor, zero sugar. Zero sugar? Yeah, a portable two-ounce shot with a tasty caffeine kick. |
| 1:29.3 | So I get the sweet flavor without actually eating caffeine. flavor, zero sugar. Zero sugar? Yeah, a portable two-ounce shot with a tasty caffeine kick. |
| 1:29.2 | So I get the sweet flavor |
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