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Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Tuesday April 7th, 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.62.6K Ratings

🗓️ 7 April 2026

⏱️ 197 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*


TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Jason's son's demon friends are back

0:11 Dave's celebrity run-ins over vacation

0:17 Parenting trend to get kids to stop freaking out

0:20 Bathroom minibars

0:28   NEWS

0:28   DARK SIDED

0:28 Human skull found during Easter egg hunt

0:31 Wolf bit child's hands at the zoo

0:36 Person able to walk away after being ejected from a car

0:40 Luxury car heist leads to a crash

0:42 Plane contacted wrong air traffic control tower during runway approach

0:45 Woman went into labor on board a flight

0:46 Artimus mission reaches the far side of the Moon

0:50 Teen surfer bit by a shark

0:53 Cat hid in recliner to avoid going to the vet

0:57   - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:59   CELEBRITY DIRT

0:59 Michigan wins NCAAB National Championship/Fan Celebrations

1:07 Woman went into labor at a hockey game

1:09 Rapper Offset shot outside of a casino

1:13 The UK considering a travel ban on Kanye West

1:19 Savannah Guthrie's return to Today

1:24 Stephen Colbert will be replaced by Comics Unleashed

1:26 Rumor that Spider-Man will die in next movie

1:29 Travel hotspots made famous by movies and TV shows

1:37   - - - AD MARKER - - -

1:38   WHITE TRASH ALERT

1:38 Woman broke into a chicken coup where to people live

1:48 Man robbed a McDonald's for cookies

1:51 A school superintendent accused of damaging a resort

1:54 A store manager is believed to have had a camera in the dressing room for over a year

1:59 Jason possibly found the chicken coup people

2:04 Rub & tug busted, had great reviews from couples(Have you had a couples rub & tug)

2:20 Politician kicked out of her party because of how heavily she edited her appearance

2:27   - - - AD MARKER - - -

2:29   FAST FOOD FREAKOUT

2:29 Restaurant manager allegedly shot at customer after argument at drive-thru

2:34 Woman caught after falling out of malfunctioning carnival ride

2:39 Footage of Ferris wheel collapsing

2:42 Restaurant has to put up a fence to keep people from pooping there

2:51 People who have lost weight rapidly are twice as likely to get divorced

2:53 Push Pop sushi rolls

2:55 New non-alcoholic champagne

2:59   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:01   NEWS

3:01   DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY

3:01 Doctor vandalized car that was parked where he normally parks

3:05 Bus driver tried to beat a train at a crossing

3:10   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:12 Man received heart transplant after waitin for 7 years

3:15 A 4-year-old girl with a high I.Q.

3:18 Guy saw a Lamborghini drive past his house, turned out to be his sweepstakes prize

3:21   - - - AD MARKER - - -

3:23   BITCH'S TRIPPIN'

3:23 Woman stabs a guy in the back of the head with a toothbrush

  END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, Dave and Chuck the freak, back with you here on this Tuesday. The 7th of April is Jado back as well?

0:06.5

Oh, no, not Jado. The demon that lives in Jason's kid's head, hopefully just in his head.

0:13.5

We'll get an update on that. An attack at the zoo was quite surprising in a different way.

0:19.4

Right. Chuck thinks I was disappointed.

0:21.7

A kid wasn't harmed more.

0:23.7

But that's not true.

0:24.7

It's not true.

0:25.4

I will explain later.

0:26.4

You were disappointed.

0:28.1

The weirdest white trash house break-in just happened at a chicken coop.

0:32.8

And we do a deep, deep dive into these people.

0:35.7

How can't you?

0:36.4

Someone is in a chicken coop, dude? A purve at

0:39.9

T.J. Max? Well, yeah. Of course, for sure. But another one will tell you what he was up to. Do

0:45.7

couples do rub and tugs together? Yes, we do. According to this story, yes. Also, a Dutch politician

0:53.8

uses an AI photo so different from her

0:56.9

original face. It made Chuck create his own. And I look great. And would you eat juicy

1:02.3

Dave's meat? I would. It's all coming up on today's edition of Dave and Chuck the freak.

1:07.5

Ugh. What's wrong? You had candy for breakfast again, didn't you? It's not a problem, Dave.

1:12.0

It's a lifestyle. Look at you. You're a mess. I've got a better way to start your day and satisfy that sweet tooth. Go on. Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots. All that nostalgic candy-style flavor, zero sugar. Zero sugar? Yeah, a portable two-ounce shot with a tasty caffeine kick.

1:29.3

So I get the sweet flavor without actually eating caffeine. flavor, zero sugar. Zero sugar? Yeah, a portable two-ounce shot with a tasty caffeine kick.

1:29.2

So I get the sweet flavor

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