Wednesday, April 1st 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show
Dave & Chuck the Freak
4.6 • 2.6K Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2026
⏱️ 159 minutes
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Summary
*Timestamps are approximate*
TIME TOPIC
0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"
0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:01 Guy etched his name into the hood of a police car
0:02 Woman claims to have dodged bullets with her dance moves
0:09 Teaching assistant busted having booze in the classroom
0:20 Guy broke into his ex's home and caused damage
0:23 Guy's penis was infected with microscopic worms
0:32 - - - AD MARKER - - -
0:32 Groom shot a guest in the hand after a brawl broke out at his wedding
0:36 Guy bit a bar manager's finger
0:40 Crazy videos that Chuck sends to Dave
0:49 Old lady who is killing it on OnlyFans
0:58 Kinks and Kinky people
1:11 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:11 Cop got himself locked in his car after trying to hook up with a lady in the back of his patrol car
1:19 Couple had sex on pier
1:27 Guy robbed a Waffle House
1:24 Guy attacked his roommate with a baseball bat and a sword
1:29 Guy threatened to stab his roommate with a machete
1:31 Should women be allowed to go topless at the waterpark
1:45 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:45 ASK DAVE & CHUCK "THE FREAK"
1:45 Multiple listeners' encounters with a perv
2:11 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:11 When someone saw your stage-1
1:24 - - - AD MARKER - - -
1:24 A guy who didn't poop for 3 months
2:29 Guy blamed his doctor for giving him near constant diarrhea
2:34 - - - AD MARKER - - -
2:34 BITCH'S TRIPPIN'
2:34 Woman standing in a driveway nude from the waist down
END OF SHOW
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| 0:00.0 | It is the 1st of April. |
| 0:02.0 | Wednesday. |
| 0:02.8 | Happy April Fool's Day. |
| 0:04.1 | Keep an eye out for idiots. Yeah. Coming up on the show today. Mm-mm-mm. What, Dave? What? Penis worms. Oh, my God. You don't want them. You don't want them. Maybe, though. We'll get to an old lady's only fans. Two guesses who found that for us. Yeah. Speaking of OnlyFans, a teacher made OnlyFans content in her classroom, which led to the best news interview ever. |
| 0:28.6 | Cellulite and panties on the way. |
| 0:31.5 | Yes, amazing. |
| 0:32.8 | When did someone see your stage one? |
| 0:36.2 | A devastating moment in any guy's life. We'll get into that. And also a guy who couldn't poop for three months. How is he alive? We'll explain on this edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. Oh, what's wrong? You had candy for breakfast again, didn't you? It's not a problem, Dave. It's a lifestyle. Look at you, you're a mess. I've got a better way to start your day and satisfy that sweet tooth. Go on. Cotton candy and fruity rainbow five-hour energy shots. All that nostalgic candy-style flavor, zero sugar. Zero sugar? Yeah, a portable two-ounce shot with a tasty caffeine kick. So I get the sweet flavor without actually eating candy. |
| 1:12.8 | Exactly. |
| 1:13.7 | Thanks, Dave. |
| 1:14.3 | I'm going to grab some on my way home from getting my dinner cake. |
| 1:17.0 | Oh, you're hopeless. |
| 1:23.3 | Dave and Chuck the Freak. |
| 1:25.4 | Online at Dave and Chuck The Freak.com. |
| 1:38.9 | If you want to go to jail in a hurry, by the way, here's the formula. |
| 1:42.5 | A 33-year-old guy in Miami was arrested after etching |
| 1:46.8 | his full name into the hood of a police car. Bold move. He keyed the hood on the driver's side |
| 1:55.1 | while an officer was not inside. It said, the name is Anderlin Leonce. Well, you know that one? They're going to be |
| 2:04.7 | able to look up and get to the bottom of pretty quick, huh? Punched his name into the system, |
| 2:09.5 | saw that he lived right nearby. When to his house, he freely admitted, yeah, did that. |
| 2:14.5 | Oh. Not a law expert. No. |
| 2:18.1 | He's not. |
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