Thursday, April 2nd 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

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4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2026

⏱️ 158 minutes

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TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

0:01 - - - AD MARKER - - -

0:01 Guy was nearly sentenced for possession of cocaine that was actually baking soda

0:04 Guy found hiding in the ceiling after his phone started ringing

0:06 A discarded sex doll was mistaken for a dead body

0:29 When you had to call 911 on a date

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0:40 2 guys shoot at eachother in restaurant

0:44 Guy wearing only a lady's top drove into jail lobby, threatened to set himself on fire

0:48 Naked guy chopped off another man's hand with a machete

0:50 Naked guy arrested for exposing himself on the beach

0:53 MALICIOUS FECAL DISTRIBUTION

0:53 Guy pooped at the front door of a shop

0:58 Giraffe picked little girl up out of car at drive thru safari park

1:01 Online store selling used tampons

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1:07 Couple tried to hide cocainse in a burger during traffic stop

1:12 Guy seen driving his truck in reverse down the highway

1:17 Guy called 911 on his neighbor over the litter box

1:22 Wife found texts that her husband was sending to hookers

1:32 Cop busted having sex multiple times while on duty

1:38 Sperm donor fathered his 165th child

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1:48 ASK DAVE & CHUCK "THE FREAK"

1:48 EMAIL: Caught a guy using the urinal water to rinse his dong

1:57 EMAIL: Should she be mad that her boyfriend got a lapdance

2:04 EMAIL: College professor DMed him to get drinks together

2:08 EMAIL: Found hotel with pool, hottub and sauna right in your own room

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2:24 Woman who bonded with her husband by breast feeding him

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2:29 Followup on a teacher who was caught filming adult content in her classroom

END OF SHOW

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0:00.0	It's the second of April of Thursday, and you're with Dave and Chuck the Freak. Coming up, when have you had to call 911 on a date? You'll be shocked how many times it's happened. A crossing guard who was hooking up kids with drugs. That's the best crossing guard, Dave. Not a good crossing guard. No, it's literally the best. I need a little bit of stuff, you know? How about a Mick robbery from a Mick worker?
0:21.7	Uh-oh.
0:23.6	He had some inside information there.
0:26.5	A boyfriend got a lap dance.
0:28.4	Should he talk about it?
0:29.8	No.
0:30.9	A lady who bonds with her husband by breastfeeding him.
0:35.2	Oh, God, one of these.
0:37.0	One of these. And an update on that teacher that was making adult content in the classroom with the best preacher ever? Oh, yeah. It's all on the way on this edition of Dave and Chuck the Freak. Panties. Oh, what's wrong? You had candy for breakfast again, didn't you? It's not a problem, Dave. It's a lifestyle. Look at you. You're a mess.
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1:13.0	Exactly.
1:13.8	Thanks, Dave.
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