Tuesday, March 31st 2026 Dave & Chuck the Freak Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak: Full Show

Dave & Chuck the Freak

Comedy

4.6 • 2.6K Ratings

🗓️ 31 March 2026

⏱️ 146 minutes

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Summary

*Timestamps are approximate*

TIME TOPIC

0:00 Podcast intro with Dave & Chuck "The Freak"

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0:01 Chaos at a brand new DMV

0:05 Fugitive found hiding in a clothes dryer

0:08 Guy arrested at the gym for fighting

0:09 Cyclist collapsed in the heat

0:14 Would you take money out of a urinal?

0:21 Woman fakes injuries for her OnlyFans

0:30 The weird thing that helped you bust a cheater

0:42 DOUCHEBAG OF THE DAY

0:42 A firefighter fought another firefighter while they were fighting a fire

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0:46 Parasailers nearly lowered into sharks in the water

0:50 Casino denies a woman her winnings

0:55 Hooker continued to bang guys despite knowing that she had STDs

1:01 A mother/daughter hooker team

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1:12 A soiled diaper used as a weapon in a fight

1:21 Cop was fired for appearing in uniform in an OnlyFans video

1:28 Guy was groping older women while riding his bike

1:32 Uber driver was touching himself while stuck in traffic with a passenger in the back

1:35 Naked guy was harassing women on a beach

1:38 Guy spent all day at work not realizing his girlfriend's thong was stuck to his pants

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1:42 What you do in a hotel room that you would never do at home

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2:07 The dangers of using ED medicine when you don't need them

2:18 Guy got bit by a wild fox while trying to show how friendly it was on social media

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2:20 Old guy threw salami at a woman

END OF SHOW

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Hello there.
0:01.0	Hello.
0:01.6	It's Dave and Chuck the freak.
0:02.6	It is the 31st of March, a Tuesday.
0:05.1	On the way next, what's a weird thing that helped someone bust a cheater?
0:09.5	Will we talk to folks about that?
0:11.3	The German politician that licked a urinal.
0:15.6	Oh, my God.
0:16.9	Make some disgusting headlines.
0:19.5	A criminal
0:21.0	uses a soiled diaper as a weapon.
0:24.7	This is a disgusting show so far.
0:26.6	Give me everything you got.
0:28.5	Things you do in a hotel room
0:30.7	that you wouldn't do at home.
0:32.4	I mean, besides masturbate.
0:33.9	So many things.
0:34.8	The dangers of using erectile
0:37.3	dysfunction medicine when you don't need them.
0:40.0	I'm fine.
0:41.2	An idiot bit by a wild fox while trying to show how friendly it was.
0:46.5	And a new resident of the villages in Florida already in trouble because of his salami.
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