We Will Overcome
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 14 January 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather is on the “becoming Chinese” side of tik-tok, where she is being motivated to eat something warm in the morning and work out ( like everyone else at the year). She chats about the Ole Miss loss, why she isn’t at the Golden Globes and her healing titty wound. Voicemails from you guys get her yapping about pasta, the gym and sorority spring recruitment.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:12.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want to start a fire. |
| 0:33.8 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. |
| 0:34.8 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:36.2 | How are you? |
| 0:38.8 | Hope you're having a great week. |
| 0:49.6 | I'm having a good week. Oh my God. The devil just attacked my throat. I'm not even kidding you. |
| 0:57.1 | I meant to say I'm having a great week and the devil just choked me out. Wow. Wow. Spiritual warfare. |
| 1:04.2 | They talk about it and it's happening. No, the devil's trying to get me today and I'm rebuking it in the name of Jesus and I'll tell you why. |
| 1:32.1 | It's just one of those days. You know, you come to work with every intention to do everything right exactly how you want it. I just remembered I was supposed to film something before we started this, but this takes precedent. So regardless, I had every intention to do everything right today. I wasn't feeling great yesterday. I said, do you know, today's a new day. I woke up. I did an intense lower body workout. I don't know why because now I can't sit on the fucking toilet, really trying to lean out, just feel like I have put garbage in my body. So my sweet husband with a gun to his head made me cauliflower rice and ground turkey. And I said, I said, |
| 1:38.0 | dress it the fuck up. Put some herbs de provence in that cauliflower rice and you know my husband who can he's an amazing |
| 1:47.7 | chef but he does not fuck around with like cauliflower rice he's like yeah that's not a thing so this |
| 1:53.9 | morning he's like why how the hell you want me to doctor this up i mean for god's sakes either |
| 1:59.6 | this stuff smells like shit and i'm'm like, just do it, Jeff. |
| 2:02.9 | Read the instructions. Google it. So he's over there adding garlic salt, white pepper, black pepper, you know, enough, enough onion powder to really send your your breath into orbit. And it's still not enough. Also, I'm shedding on the |
| 2:18.7 | sweater. It's just, it's a lot. I'm, I'm probably going to be topless in about 10 minutes because I'm having such a hot flash right now. I'm having such a, just get it off my body, hot flash. And I'm trying to look cute in a sweater, but it's, I'm not feeling it because the lights in this fucking studio are blaring. |
| 2:35.2 | These are the kind of like nervous breakdowns I have where I, I, I, I'm not feeling it because the lights in this fucking studio are blaring. |
| 2:35.2 | These are the kind of like nervous breakdowns I have where I started up the day with the best |
| 2:40.2 | intention, one foot in front of the other. I'm on the Chinese side of TikTok, which I don't know |
| 2:44.8 | if you know this, but we've all been recently diagnosed Chinese. And it's all about Chinese |
| 2:48.8 | wellness and how they don't, you know, the Chinese |
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