People talking, You’re walking!
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 21 January 2026
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather chats about nesting at home in Atlanta. She is out at the home goods, eating mushrooms she finds at Home Goods, and wearing cozy sweaters. She reminisces about jam band concerts, ahead of the summer concerts she is excited to go to and also the possibility of a Spice Girls reunion. She dissects voicemails about St. Barth's STD’s, age gap relationships, chronically late friends and this generation's Juicy Campus.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:06.5 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:12.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want to start a fire. |
| 0:33.8 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:36.8 | Hope you're having a great week. Hope you had a beautiful weekend. I'm cozy in the studio today, dressed like a little teddy bear. If you saw the get-up I had on, you'd be like, well, she ran out of the house without the lights on, but I had the yummiest, coziest, coziest, little teddy bear. I don't even know. What is this? It's like Bucle up top. Little zip up, half zip. And it says, chow on the back. It's from my dear friend, dear friend, we've never met, Pia Barranini over at LPA. And it was expensive, but I bought it and I love it and I wear it all the time. It is freezing here in Atlanta. I've got my pajama jeans on below and then a pair of Gucci loafers. So I don't really know what I did today |
| 1:15.5 | when I was running out the door, but I said cozy on top, comfy on body, stylish on the foot. And here we are. |
| 1:23.1 | You know, we're going to glass half full out this week because there is a lot going on in the world, |
| 1:28.2 | in life. And I feel like in order for us not to get in a negative headspace, we got to stay |
| 1:33.3 | cozy, comfy, and positive. So that's what's going on. I feel like everybody I've talked to in |
| 1:39.9 | the last two weeks, there's been something like either heavy happening with our family, |
| 1:43.6 | grandma's not doing well, stress there's a job, either heavy happening with our family, grandma's not |
| 1:44.2 | doing well, stress there's a job, jumping back into the new year, should have felt like a new |
| 1:48.9 | refresh. But I definitely think kind of with the climate of everything that's going on in the |
| 1:53.2 | world outside, it is such a harsh reality to just like, you know, have a long day at work, |
| 1:58.2 | open your phone and just get inundated with terrifying videos |
| 2:01.2 | on the interwebs and just be like, where do we find a reprieve? And I'll tell you right now, |
| 2:06.1 | I thought it was going to be me cheering for the Chicago Bears going to the World Series. |
| 2:09.3 | Wow. The Super Bowl, but they didn't make it last night. So I'm down in the dumps. |
| 2:14.1 | But I am watching the new season of traders to absolutely disassociate from the world. |
| 2:21.3 | There's nothing, nothing says let me disconnect from the harsh reality that we're living in, |
| 2:26.7 | like watching a bunch of celebrities, try to murder each other, in quotes, |
| 2:33.1 | try to murder each other by playing an exaggerated game of |
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