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🗓️ 4 April 2025
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Cucking rebranded as “Hotwifing” for marketing purposes, the bizarre Ghibli meme from the white house, and a riot in a Mumbai comedy club
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Chapters:
00:00 - The REAL reason Millennials can’t afford homes
01:01 - Intro
01:25 - April fools sucks
03:49 - Tampa Gay
05:22 - 23 & Me goes belly up
11:14 - Danny gets weird followers
13:11 - Girls protesting big banks
14:39 - Dr. Phil was the catalyst that started the downfall
18:10 - Mumbai Comedy Club fracas
26:37 - The latest new trend - Hotwifing
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34:54 - Adolescence is getting out of control / hotwifing cont’d
41:10 - Big Willie’s comeback
43:27 - Jersey police accuse police cheif of pooping on floor, other infractions
47:45 - Deportations / Ghibli meme
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1:04:23 - Group chat / Boyscast predicted it
1:13:42 - Blue Jays fan ejected from game for political attire
1:16:11 - UK Bans samurai swords
1:19:10 - Adult entertainer wore the wrong hat
1:20:06 - El Salvadore dungeon
1:24:17 - Liberation Day
1:28:15 - Scientists find out men are attracted to breasts
1:31:47 - Anorgasmia
1:33:06 - Polyamorous kidnappers
1:36:42 - Wrap up
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0:00.0 | Multiple articles have stated the reason millennials can't buy homes is they're spending too much money on concert tickets. |
0:05.8 | With the CEO of Blackstone agreeing that he would have never been able to purchase their 350,000 plus homes, |
0:11.1 | had it not been for his decision against splurging on tickets to Billy Joel's farewell tour. |
0:15.7 | When asked to elaborate, he said, look, we would all have loved to see Billy Joel belt out piano man at MSG last year, |
0:22.2 | but tickets for the lower bowl were like 500 a pop. So instead, we had the financial |
0:26.7 | discipline to quietly buy every two-bedroom home in the tri-state area. He continued, not to mention |
0:31.7 | the multi-million dollar lobbying efforts. Those weren't free, you know. Sure, we didn't get to |
0:35.6 | see Chris Brown's Breezy Bowl XX Stadium tour, |
0:38.3 | but we were able to use that money to hire Senator Chuck Schumer's son-in-law to lobby for infrastructure investments. |
0:44.2 | At this point, the company's CTO interjected, |
0:46.8 | obviously I know nostalgia is all the rage with you millennials, |
0:49.9 | but you know what's more nostalgic than a Blink 182 concert? |
0:53.3 | Buying every multifamily house in your childhood neighborhood and raising the rent on your high school bully and his fat wife. |
1:00.0 | The boys. |
1:02.0 | The boys cast. |
1:03.0 | The lad. |
1:04.0 | What's the boys cast? |
1:06.0 | The dude. |
1:07.0 | Prepare your sons for the boys' cast. |
1:10.0 | The bro. Just the boys' cast. The boys' cast. |
1:12.6 | The holy. |
1:13.6 | The dudes. |
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