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The Boyscast with Ryan Long

We Respond to the Viral 'Hotwifing' Article, Indian Comedy Riots & White House Posting Memes

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

Comedy

51.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 April 2025

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

Cucking rebranded as “Hotwifing” for marketing purposes, the bizarre Ghibli meme from the white house, and a riot in a Mumbai comedy club

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Chapters:

00:00 - The REAL reason Millennials can’t afford homes

01:01 - Intro

01:25 - April fools sucks

03:49 - Tampa Gay

05:22 - 23 & Me goes belly up

11:14 - Danny gets weird followers

13:11 - Girls protesting big banks

14:39 - Dr. Phil was the catalyst that started the downfall

18:10 - Mumbai Comedy Club fracas

26:37 - The latest new trend - Hotwifing

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34:54 - Adolescence is getting out of control / hotwifing cont’d

41:10 - Big Willie’s comeback

43:27 - Jersey police accuse police cheif of pooping on floor, other infractions

47:45 - Deportations / Ghibli meme

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1:04:23 - Group chat / Boyscast predicted it

1:13:42 - Blue Jays fan ejected from game for political attire

1:16:11 - UK Bans samurai swords

1:19:10 - Adult entertainer wore the wrong hat

1:20:06 - El Salvadore dungeon

1:24:17 - Liberation Day

1:28:15 - Scientists find out men are attracted to breasts

1:31:47 - Anorgasmia

1:33:06 - Polyamorous kidnappers

1:36:42 - Wrap up

Transcript

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0:00.0

Multiple articles have stated the reason millennials can't buy homes is they're spending too much money on concert tickets.

0:05.8

With the CEO of Blackstone agreeing that he would have never been able to purchase their 350,000 plus homes,

0:11.1

had it not been for his decision against splurging on tickets to Billy Joel's farewell tour.

0:15.7

When asked to elaborate, he said, look, we would all have loved to see Billy Joel belt out piano man at MSG last year,

0:22.2

but tickets for the lower bowl were like 500 a pop. So instead, we had the financial

0:26.7

discipline to quietly buy every two-bedroom home in the tri-state area. He continued, not to mention

0:31.7

the multi-million dollar lobbying efforts. Those weren't free, you know. Sure, we didn't get to

0:35.6

see Chris Brown's Breezy Bowl XX Stadium tour,

0:38.3

but we were able to use that money to hire Senator Chuck Schumer's son-in-law to lobby for infrastructure investments.

0:44.2

At this point, the company's CTO interjected,

0:46.8

obviously I know nostalgia is all the rage with you millennials,

0:49.9

but you know what's more nostalgic than a Blink 182 concert?

0:53.3

Buying every multifamily house in your childhood neighborhood and raising the rent on your high school bully and his fat wife.

1:00.0

The boys.

1:02.0

The boys cast.

1:03.0

The lad.

1:04.0

What's the boys cast?

1:06.0

The dude.

1:07.0

Prepare your sons for the boys' cast.

1:10.0

The bro. Just the boys' cast. The boys' cast.

1:12.6

The holy.

1:13.6

The dudes.

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