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The Boyscast with Ryan Long

800 Lb Prostitute Roleplays as a Giant Eating People & Democrat Influencer Cancelled for Nudez

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

Comedy

51.3K Ratings

🗓️ 28 March 2025

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Democratic Party Influencer Harry Sisson in hot water for requesting n00dz on snapchat, inside the strange world of PLUS sized fetish models, and Trump introduces self-deportation app for illegal immigrants

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00:00 - Tiger Wood’s new Gal

01:00 - Intro

01:28 - Electrocution software / back from LA

06:56 - Hustler interaction

09:28 - Bernie Sanders

13:40 - AI Down syndrome cam girls?

16:43 - Harry Sisson

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38:01 - Indiana teacher forced minors to have group s*x while wearing Scream masks

44:31 - Woman strangled during conjugal visit

47:03 - Alec Baldwin’s bad new show

52:08 - Ryan and Danny argue with an AI girlfriend

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1:01:08 - JFK and Epstein drops were underwhelming

1:06:17 - Trump’s bad portrait

1:10:15 - Tiger Woods

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1:16:38 - Self-deportation app for illegal immigrants?

1:22:16 - Woman attempts to “decolonize” her love life by not dating white men

1:35:49 - British Muslim land acknowledgements?

1:36:39 - Meghan Trainor and Ozempic

1:38:35 - 800 lb fetish model pretends to eat people 

1:49:58 - Wrap-up

Transcript

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0:00.0

Tiger Woods has now opened up about his relationship with Donald Trump Jr.'s ex-wife,

0:04.7

saying he can't wait to spend the rest of his life with her and only her,

0:08.2

before doing a comically large wink to the camera.

0:11.2

At this point, Vanessa spoke up to say,

0:13.0

Hey, what was that you just did? Did you just wink at him?

0:15.8

To which Tiger responded, what? I didn't do anything.

0:18.6

You're the only woman in my life before winking a second time and making a pelvic thrust motion to the male reporter.

0:24.6

At this point, one of Tiger's assistants walked in the backyard to say,

0:27.6

Hey, TG, I got the NDAs, but I couldn't get the jacuzzi suite of the four seasons.

0:31.6

Oh, Mrs. Trump, I didn't see you there. I, um, before mouthing the words, I'm so sorry to Tiger.

0:36.6

Tiger interjected, no, no, no, me and Bill just like to set up a putting green in a private

0:41.8

hotel room so other golfers can't steal my tricks.

0:44.9

To which Vanessa replied, why would you need, okay, now you just lo-fived him behind your

0:49.6

back.

0:50.0

I definitely saw that, at which point Tiger pointed off into the distance and said,

0:54.2

what's that over there before running to his Lexus and immediately crashing it into his mailbox?

1:01.1

The boys.

1:03.4

The last.

1:04.1

The boys cast.

1:06.0

The dudes.

1:06.6

Prepare your sense for boys' cast.

1:10.7

The bro. The bro. The voice blast. The holiest. The voice cast. The boys' cast.

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