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The Boyscast with Ryan Long

WE'RE ALL FACTORY WORKERS NOW, THE MANOSPHERE vs ADOLESCENCE & MASTURBATION vs TESTOSTERONE

The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Boys

Comedy

51.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2025

⏱️ 110 minutes

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Summary

Ryan does the research to find out if cranking ones hog lowers T, a rundown of recession indicators in light of Tariffs, and livestreamers getting locked up abroad.

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Chapters:

00:00 - Intro

00:23 - Does cranking it drop your T?

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09:46 - Pacman is for the boys

13:37 - T is liquid courage

14:53 - Sunburns are no joke

21:50 - Stock market / Tariffs 

26:48 - Recession indicators

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38:13 - Working at the garment factory

42:07 - China

43:05 - Recession indicator rundown - Going back to school

50:47 - Side Hustles

56:51 - Moving back with your parents

58:08 - Muslims the OG red pill alpha male religion?

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1:07:35 - Scientology?

1:09:53 - Cory Booker’s filibuster

1:11:35 - Trump’s divisiveness

1:15:24 - US bans relationships between Chinese citizens and government workers

1:18:49 - Adolescence 

1:20:20 - They’re banning Hollywood movies in China

1:26:10 - Griefer influencers getting locked up

1:35:18 - ‘Experts’ claim these innocent seeming trends may sway girls to the far right

1:49:19 - Wrap up

Transcript

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0:00.0

The boys, the boys cast, the lads, the dudes, prepare ourselves for boys' cast,

0:09.0

the pros, just the boys' cast, the homie, the dudes, the experience the always cast, the

0:15.0

the dudes, experience the always cast, the boys cast. No intro. No names. No gimmicks. Real names. No gimmicks.

0:29.7

In this economy? Who could afford an intro, Ryan? We couldn't afford it. I lost all my money. I got it back. We're not even playing the other intro. That's how serious I am about this business. I'm right fucking in.

0:39.7

Lost it all. Got it back. Lost it all again. Got it back again.

0:42.0

We're on a roller coaster, pal. And by the way,

0:45.4

we even, buckle up. But before we even get into that, we got some more important

0:49.6

business. Well, there's a lot of controversy last week surrounding the boys' cast topic on whether wanking it.

0:55.9

Oh, cranking it with the testosterone?

0:57.6

Cranking it and testosterone.

0:59.0

And a lot of people were saying different things.

1:00.8

So I just had to talk.

1:01.3

Because I know the, you know, Muhammad Ali famously didn't crank it before fights.

1:05.6

I know.

1:06.1

Because I think it just made him a little more aggravated.

1:08.7

And a lot of people had different opinions on that,

1:11.3

so I did a deep dive on it, and I wanted to find out.

1:13.3

Oh, it's Ryan's Science Corner.

1:15.0

We've talking shit about science for fucking the last year.

1:18.5

We get Ryan's Science Corner.

1:19.4

I was reading every article.

1:20.8

And then I said, well, first, I started off by reading every article,

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