We Need Help Cutting This Budget Breaking Addiction!

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🗓️ 27 August 2024

⏱️ 7 minutes

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HELP! Bert is addicted..to buying stuff off social media. Can you relate to his problem? Here's what he's bought so far.

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0:00.0	Pst, have you heard of the H.S.B.C. kinetic current account.
0:02.8	It helps big up the startups.
0:05.6	By making business banking simpler and faster, apply in-app in minutes.
0:09.3	Most accounts open in 48 hours.
0:11.0	The best bit?
0:11.9	No monthly maintenance fee for the first 12 months.
0:14.0	Six pound 50 thereafter.
0:15.0	It's a award-winning two.
0:17.0	H.S.C. Kinetic, let's big up the startups.
0:20.0	Search H.S.B. Kinetic to find out more.
0:22.0	Subject to application eligibility and credit check,
0:24.0	Ties and sees fees and charges apply.
0:25.0	At H.S.C. UK, you're backed by the current account switch guarantee.
0:28.0	The Bert Show.
0:33.0	Show.
0:34.0	All right, I am going to need some help breaking myself of what has now become an expensive
0:40.1	habit.
0:41.1	I remember it was months and months and months ago that Cassie said that she was ordering
0:45.4	Uber Eats like all the time, right? And at some point or another, you had to like dig in and say,
0:51.8	look, I'm just not doing it anymore anymore I don't know if you actually saw
0:55.1	the amount of money for the month but something shocking had to happen right yeah
0:59.8	I didn't I definitely stopped using it as much I say this as I just completed an order
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