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She Learned The Right Time To Call 911 The Hard Way!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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When SHOULD you call 911? Kristin knows now after this incident with a homeless man outside of her home!

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0:00.0

The Bert show I think I've only called 911 like one time but I do remember like

0:06.4

Should I call in this case here there are other cars around am I blowing this out of proportion and I think unless it's not totally obvious,

0:14.3

like there's a house burning,

0:15.7

or yeah, you're gonna call 911,

0:17.5

or you see a car accident, yeah, you're gonna call 911.

0:20.0

You waffle back and forth, right?

0:21.5

Like, should I call?

0:22.2

Should I have my just overreacting

0:23.7

this whole thing so my husband and I were we're not seeing eye to eye with a

0:28.1

certain situation turns out he ended up being right we time talking about the majority of the time. And I make this voice and whenever I go,

0:34.3

mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mrr.

0:35.2

that sounds like somebody's right.

0:37.2

Don't you hate that?

0:38.2

Yes I really do.

0:39.6

But in this instance this song was playing in my head and it's an old school song, but I was like as I was watching

0:48.4

And I believe the correct term is not homeless anymore, but it'soused. An unhoused person was in my

0:54.4

front yard was laying in the shade just laying there, okay? And as I was looking

1:01.6

out my son room from the comforts of my home in my head, I heard the song,

1:06.5

lend him a hell, a hell, put a little love in your heart.

1:11.3

And I was like, I should take him like a bottle of water or something right and like so all this is processing in my brain and it's like you know

1:19.0

W WJD what would Jesus do and he like he would help right now great and he it's 2024 and things are a little

1:27.8

different yeah you got to be a little safe and so you know my husband had yelled to me upstairs as I was getting my son's clothes ready for school this week.

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