You're on, the Bert show.

Ladies do not be fool.

There you are, you're heading on over to the club,

and you think it's a compliment for a dude to say,

hey, come on over to VIP, hang out of my table.

Yeah, being a woman is hard.

This life is difficult for the ladies.

And the one consolation we have in this thing called life

is the occasional free drinking compliment

when we go out on a Friday night. So I was going through

Tik-Toc and this girl named A Alias dot ideas was talking about the last time

she went out she nearly had to cough up $500 after she got invited to somebody's table.

The newest update in Atlanta Nightlife is that men are apparently inviting you out to like come

to their table now so that they can make you pay for the

table. My friend's birthday was the other night and we like had all just

gotten ready we were like just planning ongoing out. I've now been going

out for 10 years. I am 27. So I've been invited. I don't know how many times to go to a club to go to someone's table.

Never in my f

my f-life have I been asked to pay after just showing up and being there for like an hour

actually I've never been asked to pay for a table but I'm not gonna say that women

should never pay for a table if it had been like a pre-planned thing but me and my two friends

rock up it's also this girl's birthday so like that's just rude we probably I probably had like three shots total because you know

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