We Need Assemblies For Adults

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2023

⏱️ 81 minutes

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The boys are back with a special 80-minute season 2 premiere! Let's learn to put ourselves out there together: from using the internet to gain noteriety as a middle scholer to dealing with bullying and humiliation in high school, this episode gets traumatic. The boys talk about body image, their first gay dates, their most embarrassing moments, childhood crushes (Sharkboy), fear of rejection/failure lol, and the full-body experience of an elementary school assembly. Come for the jokes, stay for the 5-step program on how to be your authentic self in situations where it might seem fully impossible! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yeah, no, no, I'm culture exactly so and no I said if good children bucks work out by the end I said this time for new years like next year I'd want to do like like in January I take my whole family to Italy like to the four seasons where they film I live in my lot.
0:15.0	That's my goal is to make enough money to do that as like a Christmas gift to my family.
0:19.0	I have to do something with my parents.
0:20.0	You'll be there too.
0:22.0	Yeah, he's out of myself.
0:23.0	My family's going to be like, how are you going to do with us?
0:25.0	That's nice that Joe did that for his parents.
0:27.0	It's really nice.
0:28.0	It must be nice.
0:29.0	To be Joe's family.
0:30.0	I'm like, okay.
0:31.0	Don't worry.
0:32.0	I really want to do that. I I feel like it be really fun. That'd be sweet. I think it'd be a fun concept.
0:37.5	execution might be terrible.
0:39.5	execution could be exactly like white like this.
0:41.5	Like this. Exactly. So yeah. No like. exactly like
0:45.0	I'm like white light.
0:48.0	Like I feel like every family vacation I've ever been on has resulted in like
0:49.0	actual disaster like there has been a war there has been a feud there has been like
0:54.9	literally some of them I just remember sobbing in Disney year after year sobbing up
1:00.4	until this most recent trip I was 25 years old.
1:03.0	And the thing is, the thing is you keep going back on these trips.
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