Sixth Grade Fight Club

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.0 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2023

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

It's 2007: Harry Potter is ending, the iPhone is born, and Joe and Andrew take their very first steps into middle school. Today's episode is all about the trials and tribulations of SIXTH GRADE, including, but not limited to: Thursday afternoon fights at Gino's pizzeria, body odor, rainbow rockets, Webkinz, Aeropostale, milk for every meal, the birth of cell phone culture, Miley's pregnancy rumor, giving sixth graders power tools, Axe body spray, and more nauseating experiences from one of the worst years of our lives. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I didn't gloss my lips.
0:01.5	Stop glossing your lips Andrew.
0:03.5	Why?
0:04.5	It just it's like it looks like you eat like a greasy like fried chicken
0:08.1	before you eat on camera.
0:09.2	Do you think that's what people have they said?
0:10.7	When they see my lips gloss, they're like, it can't be like it can't lips claws like it has to be a greasy pie chicken sandwich.
0:17.0	No. Literally. I don't think anyone thinks that.
0:20.0	No, no, definitely not.
0:22.0	Thank God because if they did, I'd really reconsider a lot of things.
0:25.8	Yeah, like, I was just thinking about this, maybe last night when I was sitting here on the couch.
0:29.5	Do you think I'm somebody who's like a little bit sad and like doesn't have friends?
0:34.2	Why would I think that? Like why are you thinking that? Oh so you're not thinking that?
0:38.6	I didn't say that. I just said like why are you thinking? I was like really really like in I was only thinking in the
0:44.2	context from your perspective being like I wonder if Joe really thinks like I
0:49.4	don't do anything I don't know why. Yeah.
0:53.0	Yeah, no, but I feel like lately I've been really sitting on the couch.
0:56.0	I feel like that's like lately that you just got back from a trip.
1:00.0	Actually two days ago.
1:02.0	I, yeah, I've had two days and I just sat on the couch.
1:04.3	Okay. Yeah, you're right.
1:05.8	And you also like didn't just send the couch like you've like seen Rachel like
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