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Good Children

A Very Good Christmas Special

Good Children

Joe Hegyes & Andrew Muscarella & Studio71 & Confetti Cannon

Comedy

5.02.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Surprise! The boys are back for the holidays with a reflective, weirdly sad, totally kooky Christmas special! Unpack Joe's Grinch fetish, desperately try to hear the ringing bell from the polar express, and learn to believe all over again in this special installment.  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Inside a snowflake like the one on your sleeve lay the small town of Hooville if you could even believe

0:09.2

and up on the mountain above all the who's lived a nasty old Grinch and his little dog too.

0:16.6

One day Cindy Lou, the smallest of whose taught that mean old Grinch, he was special too.

0:23.7

And now won't you join them in this jolly old pair

0:27.6

as they look back on Christmas and the memories they share.

0:32.2

It's time for good children, the podcast.

0:35.4

You're giving me horrible vibes.

0:37.8

I'm giving horrible vibes?

0:38.8

I'm giving horrible vibes? Though you were looking at me, he was insane.

0:40.9

No, I was acting.

0:42.1

What were you acting as who?

0:43.0

Like a little kid.

0:44.0

That was not a little kid vibes.

0:45.0

I'm getting horrible vibes.

0:46.0

Horrible energy, horrible vibes for real.

0:48.0

Oh my God.

0:50.0

Today is proof that you can take a bad situation and you can make it so much worse.

0:56.7

I mean I feel like I've been having a tough day.

0:59.1

You have been having a really tough day.

1:00.8

It's been a tough day.

1:02.2

I was... You want to talk about it?

1:04.4

I want to quickly briefly touch on it. Okay. A layoff in a way. I found out that I have to get insurance.

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