The Bert Show.

All right, Abby, if I were to ask you, what would be a huge red flag like a dude is like coming on too strong to you after a great first aid?

Ooh.

What would be a major red flag for you?

For me, if he's just like constantly texting me,

if it's just been one date and he's just blowing up my phone,

I'm going to be wondering, why are you someone? Well, you've only known me for two hours.

Why are you blowing up my phone?

Did you see the story on Tik-talk, I think, a couple of days ago where a woman took a

dude to court because they went out on a date and he text her 10,000 times over the weekend,

10,000 times.

Does she know she can block him?

Yeah, where's the fun on that?

You get money out.

10,000. Dude's Looney.

How you got that much time on you.

Right.

You would be surprised.

So Raquel here, she's on the voice disguiser,

is wondering what to do about a guy that she met two weeks ago and he might like her a little bit too much so far.

Hey, Raquel.

Hey, good morning.

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