We’ll Cry In June
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 29 April 2026
⏱️ 76 minutes
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On this episode, Heather is in full overstimulation mode as she juggles work chaos, no WiFi, and a rogue bird. She explains why “we’ll cry in June” has become her current life motto and is ready to launch a full investigation into the missing scientists. She then gets to your calls about birth conspiracies, offline shopping problems, and frat formals.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:06.4 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:12.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want to start a fire. |
| 0:32.7 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. |
| 0:34.3 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:36.0 | How are you? |
| 0:41.0 | Hope you're having a great day. I got to be honest with you. |
| 0:50.2 | I did my talk therapy this morning, had a good hearty cry in my car. And my largest takeaway from that was that I don't really have time to cry or feel any sort of feeling until June. And I am |
| 0:58.3 | really starting this podcast off strong, but it's because it's at the top of my mind. Hold on. |
| 1:05.4 | Let me adjust my sports bra over my back fat. Yeah, I had, I had one of those this morning where I think I do better almost |
| 1:12.4 | on a phone call than I do sitting and zooming. I don't need to zoom. I'm better crying on a call |
| 1:19.5 | and then getting it over with. I move through the feelings pretty quickly. But one thing my |
| 1:24.5 | therapist says is she's like, well,'s name the feeling what's the feel the |
| 1:28.1 | feelings and i said listen let's just call her michel michel i haven't had the year that has happened |
| 1:34.7 | i have not had a minute to feel the feelings we don't have time we have to push through we have to go |
| 1:40.8 | to the next thing and that is obviously some sort of self-preservation, |
| 1:46.7 | disassociation. And also, I just don't have time. I don't have time. I don't have time. |
| 1:51.7 | I don't have time to feel the feelings. And I literally said to myself and my gal Michelle today, |
| 1:58.1 | I said, I will have time to cry in June. Until then, I don't have time. |
| 2:03.6 | And she's like, well, you're crying right now because you're overwhelmed with the amount of things that are happening. |
| 2:07.9 | And I said, that is true. |
| 2:09.6 | And I did put that upon myself. |
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