Mean but True with Suzanne Lambert
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 6 May 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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On this episode, Heather welcomes Suzanne Lambert to the podcast to chat about all things growing up in Georgia, the drama of politics and spray tans. The commiserate about sorority life, hotties in the senate, and Connecticut Karen’s.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:06.4 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:12.6 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. I want to start a fire. |
| 0:34.2 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the absolutely not podcast. |
| 0:35.3 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:36.3 | I'm so excited. |
| 0:38.9 | I have a very special guest in the studio today. We're going to get right into it. Turns out no relation to Miranda. Ms. Lambert, how are you? |
| 0:44.3 | Suzanne? I am so excited to be here. Oh, thank you for coming. Oh, my gosh. Now, we linked up on the |
| 0:50.7 | interwebs as most mature adult relationships. That's where they begin on Instagram. |
| 0:56.1 | And you have really blossomed into a, I mean, you have such a wonderful, |
| 1:02.2 | wonderfully smart comedic take on what's going on in the political atmosphere right now. |
| 1:06.1 | And I found you originally because of your MAGA makeup videos, which truly iconic. |
| 1:11.8 | I mean, I've been talking about MAGA mamas for quite some time. |
| 1:14.8 | And I think one of the reasons why we connected is we both are from Georgia, have southern |
| 1:19.2 | roots and have obviously now in this day and age taking like a hard pivot in, I don't |
| 1:24.6 | know, an unexpected pivot into who we are politically. |
| 1:28.9 | So totally. Talk to us about your origin story. You grew up in Kennesaw. Yes. Kennesaw, Georgia. Y'all might have heard of it because it is the law to own a gun in Kennesaw, Georgia. It's the law in Kennesaw is our slogan. If that just kind of gives you an idea of like what we're rocking with. What do you mean? It's the law. It's the law. It's literally the law to own a gun. But you have to own a gun. It's a city ordinance. It's not enforced. But like it is that law is still on the books. Just to give people an idea of like where we're at politically. Okay. I was president of young Republicans in high school. Thank you. Because if you're going to be insufferable. Yeah. You need to be the most insufferable. That's really important to me. |
| 2:01.2 | Campaign for Romney in college. |
| 2:02.7 | But honestly, for me, politics was one of those things. |
| 2:05.8 | Like, I liked the back and forth and, like, the drama. |
| 2:09.3 | Uh-huh. |
| 2:09.6 | I didn't really understand a lot of, like, the policies and what was actually true. |
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