The Birch Show.

It's been a day and a half doing the Birch Show and I think I finally have some mental clarity.

It happened at around 8 o'clock this morning.

Just because we've been on vacation, you know, I have that fog, that haze, and I kind of feel like this is a good time to do this because now I am clear.

You should have waited until afterwards to see how we performed on whether you wanted to declare that. Oh. Good call. So maybe I don't have that much mental clarity. Maybe you still suck. Okay. Only time will tell. And we won't have to wait long. It is time for Gen X versus Gen Z trivia. Gen X is losing. We're only down by four. Only down by four. And again, the rule is we either got a win by two for this thing to end or we got to lose by 10, aka the swan. Mikey's got the early stages of a beard, so I'm hoping that means he's matured and got more wisdom over the break. I've been maturing. I lost a lot of brain cells, but yes, I've been maturing. How long did it take you to grow that thing? It's been 23 years. 23 years? To grow the beard? Yeah, it's only been 23 years. Is that a, that's not even officially a beard. No. No, it's like a goatee. No, it's not even long enough to be that, is it?

It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, okay? No, seriously, from a, I don't want to know how you got them on your shirt.

Did you get like a locks of love donation and just patch up on there? So from, from a shaved face to that, how long does it take to go from a shave face to that?

It gets faster every time, but it's maybe a week.

But see, it gets really bad on, what's this called, your side face or something?

Your sideburns?

Yeah.

Side face?

The cheeks just look terrible, so then I have to shave it.

It all looks bad.

I don't know what to do.

I hate shaving. It hurts. So I just, I roll with it for as long as I can until someone mentions it. And so today I'll go home and shave it. No, no, no. You've got to keep it up until Halloween because you have got to go as shaggy now. Oh, yes. Yes.

Dress your dog up a scoob?

That would be perfect.

Yeah.

It would because he just had that little thing on that patch on the chin. I get rid of the upper lip. All right, Cass, you want to host this thing? Yes, we are at Gen X has 14 points. Gen Z has 18. I'm not feeling good for Gen Z since Mikey didn't know the word for cheek. That's not going to be one of the questions. All right. And the rules again, we Gen Xers will answer, try to answer questions that Gen Z for sure would know and vice versa. Oh my God, if you ask anything about the VMAs, we're screwed. I didn't watch. All I know is that the ratings kicked ass.

Oh, yeah?

Outside of that, I know nothing.

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