The Fruit Show.

All right, Abby, so you still clearly haven't learned your lesson.

Yeah, I think there's a man in the United Kingdom right now who thinks he's my boyfriend.

Why? What happened?

This is funny because if you've been listening to the show for a while, last year when I was on my girls' trip in Ireland last year,

I ended up having a little fling with a British boyfriend as well.

That didn't end well. This one, however, maybe is ending a little fling with a British boyfriend as well. That didn't end well.

This one, however, maybe is ending a little bit differently because this guy is treating me with

respect.

And there is a man right now who is blowing up my phone because he is so genuinely obsessed

with me.

And it makes me wonder, what is it about me that makes the man in england go absolutely feral so

this all happened towards the end of our trip um i went on this big girl's trip to greece it was

25 women all on the island of creed it was so fun it was so amazing and of course you know as it got

closer towards the weekend we were you know really itching to go out i will say the one thing that

surprised us about greek is or about gree Greece is that it wasn't really like a big party island. I think when we were out in Ireland every single night was like Vegas that I think when we thought we were going to go to Greece, it was going to be like this big like explosion of clubs and all these things. But the Greeks are very low key. Like most of the scene is just kind of like sitting at a restaurant, ordering some hookah, maybe a couple cocktails, and just hanging out. I think if you went to a different, like Mekanos has that reputation, right? For sure, but that's like the tourist island. Creed, I think, is a little bit more of like a local spot. It's a little bit more low key. So there were some clubs or there were some restaurants that we turned into clubs. Like we were standing on tables and chairs because the Americans had arrived and we were ready to have a good time. But we were told that it's more towards like the weekend that things get a little bit crazier. So when Thursday, Friday, Saturday came around, we were ready. We were in a city called Hania at this point, which is the biggest city on the island of Crete. So we were ready to go. We find this bar and it's around like 10, 11 at night. And me and my friends are all enjoying a margarita, having a good time. And there's this one girl on the trip who I love, her name isriana and she is so fun and so social and can

always find like the cool guys at the bar this what every girl wants to do is find the cool group of

guys to hang out with for the night so she finds like this big group of British men who are in

Crete working on like weapons or something they're in army. I didn't really ask that many questions,

but they're in Crete on business.

And this is like their last couple of nights

just to hang out and let loose.

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