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93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.8 • 942 Ratings
🗓️ 9 January 2026
⏱️ 162 minutes
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Originally Aired January 9, 2026: Let's play mermaids. Birthday dorks. Everything you wanna know about scratching yourself at the urinal.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year podcast, pals. |
| 0:01.9 | Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air. |
| 0:23.1 | UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat. |
| 0:28.2 | Trust me, you will notice the difference in a big way. |
| 0:30.8 | Be cozy this winter. |
| 0:32.1 | Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930. |
| 0:36.5 | Online at standardhe heating.com. It's unbelievable. |
| 1:01.6 | It is on, or as a good pal of mine would say, it's unbelievable. |
| 1:09.0 | That's how my bro, hairdo says it. |
| 1:11.2 | When something outrageous happens, Josh, hairdo says that is unbelievable. |
| 1:16.7 | I've heard that before. |
| 1:18.4 | Not from him, but I've heard people say that. |
| 1:20.5 | Unbelievable. |
| 1:21.3 | Oh, that's the way I described this here setup. |
| 1:24.6 | Unbelievable. |
| 1:24.9 | Does he say that about like any UN sound? |
| 1:27.0 | Like, does he put on his underwear every morning? |
| 1:29.1 | Don't know. |
| 1:29.3 | I'll have to, I'll have to investigate a little further. |
| 1:32.5 | I don't know if all of his uns are pronounced ons. |
| 1:36.5 | I just know when he describes something as unbelievable, he calls it unbelievable. |
| 1:42.3 | I haven't called him out on it yet. |
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