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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Music, Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 12 January 2026

⏱️ 153 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired January 12, 2026: Dr. P answers medical questions. Lalala I can't hear you. Everything you wanna know about an elephant serial killer.

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0:00.0	Happy New Year podcast, pals.
0:01.9	Dana here to give my daily love to everybody at Standard Heating and Air Conditioning. Just a quick brag. I'm a smart club member. And yeah, it's a big deal because when the polar vortex hits, your house will let you know real fast. That's why right now is honestly the best time to do comfort upgrades. Standards running a ton of specials right now. Things like whole home humidifiers to fix that dry winter air.
0:23.1	UV lights to help keep the air cleaner and ERVs that bring in that fresh air without dumping the heat.
0:28.2	Trust me, you will notice the difference in a big way.
0:30.8	Be cozy this winter.
0:32.1	Standard heating and air conditioning, providing the comfort you deserve since 1930.
0:36.5	Online at standardhe heating.com.
0:38.5	The 93x half-assed morning show.
0:42.3	Ninety-three.
0:44.7	I love that bit.
0:50.5	I love one the, yeah.
0:51.8	There we go.
0:52.4	Next time there's that stall, just leave it. Just leave it. I like the way that winds down. Yeah. There we go. Next time there's that stall, just leave it.
0:54.3	Just leave it.
0:55.0	I like the way that winds down.
0:57.1	Yeah.
0:57.8	It's the sound of failure.
1:01.2	Yeah.
1:01.9	The sound of failure and it's fitting for the program.
1:04.8	It's all your anxieties coming true.
1:08.5	It ain't right, is it, Josh?
1:10.5	But it happens. You've got to start somewhere and for the four of us,
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