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🗓️ 8 January 2026
⏱️ 156 minutes
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Originally Aired January 8, 2026: Your birthday doesn't matter. Mr. Bubble is gonna get a bitch in trouble. Everything you wanna know about nineteen-ninety-nong.
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| 0:00.0 | Happy New Year podcast, pals. |
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| 0:30.8 | Be cozy this winter. |
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| 0:38.5 | The 93X have asked morning show. |
| 0:42.2 | Ninety-three. |
| 0:44.4 | That's time. |
| 0:59.0 | It is time. |
| 1:00.5 | I'm not sure where we're supposed to go with it, but it's Thursday. |
| 1:04.5 | You know what I mean? |
| 1:05.5 | I'm not sure just yet what we do about it, but it is Thursday. You got any ideas, Cubby? For how to handle a |
| 1:13.9 | Thursday? Yeah. Boy, that's a good question. Well, I mean, for most people, there's one more day |
| 1:19.8 | of work. One more day. So you can kind of think of that. That'll hopefully put folks in a good |
| 1:23.8 | mood. All right. On Thursdays, I like to kick it. I'll be honest with you. Because on the weekends, I like to chillax. So maybe we'll be a good mood. All right. On Thursdays, I like to kick it. |
| 1:47.0 | I'll be honest with you. Because on the weekends, I like to chillax. So maybe we'll kick it a little bit today. I'd love it if you guys would kick it with me. Can Josh kick it? Yes, he can. Is that a song? That would be great. What song is that? I can't remember who sings it. I know. As soon as you, as soon as I was coming out of mouth, I'm like, gosh, if they asked me, I'm not going to remember who says that song. I'm sorry to put you on the spot then. |
| 1:50.3 | What genre? |
| 1:52.2 | Like hip-hop. |
| 1:53.5 | It doesn't even know the genre. I don't know. I don't know. Tribe called Quest. |
| 1:58.2 | I'll tell you what. Yesterday I had a song in my head, and I thought my wife would know because she's like a hip-hop expert. She loves that style of music. That's kind of her thing. And I said, hey, do you have any interest in riding my disco stick? Because I had that lyric in my head for some reason. I remember that one. I remember when some dude was all over town talking about his disco stick. |
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