Walburga Oesterreich

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2022

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Make sure you get out and vote! This, like probably every election for the rest of our dumb little lives, is an important one. Check out Partner of the Pod Adam Conover's voting guide if you're in the LA area! On Chunch Chat, we discuss golden horse feet. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "Walburga Oesterreich," aka "Queen of Los Angeles", who gained notoriety for the shooting death of her husband and the subsequent bizarre revelation that she had kept her lover, Otto Sanhuber, hidden in the attic of the home she shared with her husband for ten years.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:14.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything
0:23.0	baby geniuses tell something we don't know
0:26.0	hello babies
0:29.2	welcome to baby geniuses my name is Emily my name's Lisa Hanawalt oh do I have a last name my
0:37.1	name's Emily Hanawalt no heller we got married we got married. We got married. I am a bigomist. I always forget that I'm married. It's that bad.
0:52.0	Do you wear a ring?
0:53.0	No.
0:54.0	Yeah. I wouldn't want to.
0:55.0	I don't like wearing.
0:56.0	I don't think the ring is why I don't remember.
0:58.0	I mean, it's a good constant reminder,
1:01.0	a thing like squeezing the life out of your finger that's why I don't wear rings are so uncomfortable.
1:08.3	Yeah, I just like I think one time in therapy I said I wasn't married and she was like oh and I was like okay let's not read too much into that.
1:21.0	I mean when the therapist like wants to dwell on something and you're like no I don't feel like that at all.
1:27.0	Well it's not. That's not a thing.
1:30.0	No it's like that was not a big deal.
1:32.0	Don't look into it.
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