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Baby Geniuses

Roy Sullivan

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.81K Ratings

🗓️ 17 October 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Hello babies! Emily is diving head first into Boston Legal, and we're starting to get concerned. She is exclusively wearing pinstriped power suits and has started saying inappropriate things to our young female paralegals. We're also looking to be connected with someone from an english muffin manufacturer, we have some pressing questions. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for Roy Sullivan, a man recognized by Guinness World Records as the person struck by lightning more recorded times than any other human being.

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0:00.0

A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

0:04.8

threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

0:09.3

planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.

0:14.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:17.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything.

0:20.0

Baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses, we know everything, baby geniuses we know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know

0:25.9

Hello babies

0:29.9

welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily. I'm Lisa. This is a show called baby geniuses. It's not for babies. It's not for babies. It's not for babies. If you're a baby, stop listening. We have not had time to do scientific testing on whether or not this show is good for babies.

0:49.0

I know we keep meaning to and then we keep running out of time.

0:52.0

That's the only reason we haven't.

0:55.0

Yeah, we were planning to do it on air, but...

0:58.0

No time.

1:00.0

No time. We've got so many important things to talk about.

1:02.0

We've literally never had a show where there wasn't time to talk about that.

1:07.0

We've always been filling the time with something that we don't need to talk about.

1:12.0

This is true. It's important and that's why I've been prepared. something that we don't need to talk about.

1:12.6

This is true.

1:13.4

It's important and that's why I've been procrastinating

1:15.6

on it, all this scientific testing.

1:18.5

So Lisa, after our episode, our last episode, I started watching Boston Legal.

1:25.0

Oh my goodness, you were binging it hard.

1:28.3

You were sending these screen caps from like episode six

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