A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts

blew all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but

planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses baby This We know everything baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses tell us something we don't know

Hello babies. Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily. I'm Lisa

This is our show, baby geniuses. We're adults, but we're talking to you, the babies. Yes, I'm very excited to be recording our podcast because I have fun when we do it.

What's going on, Lisa? I dread it and then as soon as I'm doing it I love it just like everything else I have to do.

I have like a weird mini like I guess it's not a little bit of a rant but also I'm like I got a letter from my prison

pen pal who I've been writing to for like 10 years and she hadn't written me in a while and she finally

wrote me after like a year and was like I'm sorry I haven't written we just got tablets and I've

just been like sucked into it like they got like tablets like I'm

like I-pads yeah but it's really obviously it's a really

fucked up thing where they charge them money for anything they want to do on

there like if they want to watch movies and they want to like send messages,

they literally have to buy like fake stamps on the device

in order to like send messages.

It's so fucked up but she said one thing that is

free on there is podcasts and she can't find our show but she has listened to me

on like love it or leave it now.

Which is cool because it's like I think that's the first time she's heard my voice

maybe yeah. And she might have heard it some other way before, like maybe saw me on TV or something at some point,

but anyway, I want to try and figure out how we get on that system so she can listen to it.

Yeah.

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