Wake N' Shake

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.9 • 7.5K Ratings

🗓️ 15 May 2023

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

The boys are back to yell about bringing babies to breweries, how mobsters have no sense of humor, and what the drunkest jobs in America are. They also wonder about getting fucked by a drone in a K-Mart and hear from a listener in an age-gap relationship.

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Transcript

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0:00.0	My dad asked me if I have a wills like sir I'm 30
0:03.2	Fucking right my will my name Trevor
0:09.2	Wherein you're in oh Michael Smokin is cigar dude Michael you turn a new leaf over your cigar guy now
0:15.2	But I don't know what's going on. I just thank God good
0:18.8	Jack bottom for us and I keep seeing him in the studio and I just walk by him and they call me
0:24.7	Oh, they call me they go hey look you know it's called addiction all right fine. God
0:29.2	Let's honor fume addiction underlying dick. This is phallic me. I like
0:35.2	You know song heard the other day was the one where Nelly
0:38.6	Close baby shark
0:40.6	How do you know but it was the dragon little way some goes I wish I could fuck every girl in the world
0:47.0	What insane song also you would have sex once and be like I don't want this dream anymore
0:54.5	That's a guy who hasn't came in a while
0:57.7	No, you get one not an often you're like that. I'm sweating my I have cramps
1:02.0	Where's my pancreas because here's that you pancreas? Yeah, I don't think it's real. I'll maybe here's a little higher
1:08.9	But like how like every girl in the world I would favor mom sister step sisters
1:15.8	AOC a OC we got throated I mean if you line her up bitch
1:21.1	Ha
1:23.1	This man is dude you smoke one cigar and you get real tape real quick
1:27.8	If you had to call yourself a pot. All right, let's say I've thought I could speak a menu smoke cigars every podcast
1:33.7	But it can't be like stiff socks patreon. It's got to have it's own name. What do we call okay?
1:39.1	cigar sisters
1:41.9	cigar steps
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