226: Pipes Per Capita
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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 May 2023
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
The scientists are back to get into the important topics of the day, like why are Waffle Houses horny? And are nachos a sexy food for a lady to order? And can you ever ask a woman out at brunch? They also hear from a listener who has a lot of guilt and decide that it should be illegal to bring your dog to the gym.
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| 0:00.0 | What's the most sexy like if you're gonna go on a date turd ducking good so gave you |
| 0:10.4 | Michael Blast knife will be doing stand-up where I will tell you this weekend almost on a brass |
| 0:15.7 | Good guys tickets are almost sold out so go get those right now made 19 to the 20th June 2nd to the 3rd |
| 0:21.4 | I'll be in Toledo a high all coincidently |
| 0:23.5 | Toledo go and do so definitely get those June 23rd to 24th |
| 0:28.2 | I'll be in San Fran both of the early shows are sold out so go get tickets before you can't July 6th to the 9th Washington DC |
| 0:34.4 | Home show go get tickets already low tickets go get them |
| 0:38.4 | July 21st to 22nd. I'll be in Sacramento, California August 10th to the 12th. I'll be in Indianapolis |
| 0:43.5 | And then August 25th to the 27th. I'll be in Oxnard, California and guys |
| 0:48.4 | So many more dates on the website to go to the website get tickets and check out the new dates |
| 0:53.2 | I did not announce yet. It is blowcomedy.com that is again a blowcomedy.com |
| 0:57.6 | Mr. Wallace tell him about it. Trevor Wallace is special on Saturday two shows sold out in a fucking day |
| 1:03.9 | I will I wish I could hug each and every one of you and I will try to will I start a new pandemic maybe one day |
| 1:10.4 | I fucking him I haven't felt that much love and it's the best feeling ever so we added a Friday show |
| 1:16.9 | We're taping all three of them, but the Friday shows on sale |
| 1:19.8 | But I think that's the last one we're gonna add so this is the one to go to July 14th Austin Texas takes a cheap because I want |
| 1:26.2 | You know, I want just my number one fans there |
| 1:28.9 | But the warm-up days getting ready for the special San Jose June 2nd through the fourth low-key homecoming show college show |
| 1:36.4 | What's up? |
| 1:37.7 | Los Angeles June 8th sold out, but I'll also be back there June 29th of the Hollywood Improvs everwalsen friends on the 29th |
| 1:44.6 | We got Stanford Connecticut that is June 15th through June 17th long beach long beach if you didn't give your tickets to break |
| 1:52.4 | Coming to Long Beach June 22nd just added San Diego June 23rd in the 24th San Diego Lafactory San Diego San Diego San Diego |
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