225: Fingered In the Jaguar ft. Girls Gotta Eat (Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine)
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Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
4.9 • 7.5K Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2023
⏱️ 87 minutes
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The boys are joined by Rayna Greenberg and Ashley Hesseltine of Girls Gotta Eat to discuss some serious stuff - like how to tell your partner about your micropenis, why women can JO on planes, and how pegging isn’t really a relationship activity. They also learn about how Trev has improved his bedroom game and hear from a listener that sustained a pretty wild sex injury.
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| 0:00.0 | What time did you get one off this morning? That's what I want to know. I write my text to Michael actually |
| 0:07.9 | We interrupt this broadcast to bring you big news. Austin Flex is I'm filming my first stand-up special ever at the Paramount Theatre |
| 0:16.5 | July 15th, okay, and pre-sale is live today |
| 0:20.5 | Let's sell the shit out on pre-sale tickets are cheap because I just want the people who supported me to this day to be there on that day |
| 0:27.6 | That day being July 15th guys. It's me Trevor Wallace comedian actor podcaster sex icon to none |
| 0:37.3 | Yeah, guys, I'm so excited. I've been doing stand-ups since I was 17 so two weeks |
| 0:42.1 | And it's happening July 15th at the Paramount Austin. We're gonna add a show |
| 0:46.8 | So if it's sold out by the time you see this message |
| 0:49.6 | Just go to TrevorWallscomedy.com and we're gonna keep adding shows until we can't add anymore. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll see you guys there |
| 0:56.5 | Love you TrevorWallscomedy.com. Hey, oh my ho |
| 1:00.4 | I'm gonna be inside you May 19th of the 20th low sales. That's not a word low tickets go get them where you can June 2nd |
| 1:07.5 | To the third I'll be in Toledo, Ohio June 23rd to the 25th. I'll be in San Francisco |
| 1:12.2 | California two shows already sold out only two more left guys July 6th tonight. I'll be in Washington DC |
| 1:17.3 | July 21st to 22nd. I'll be in Sacramento, California. I'll get 10th to the 12th. I'll be in Indianapolis |
| 1:22.9 | August 25th to 27th. I'll be in Oxnard, California September 7th to the 9th |
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| 1:41.9 | Actually, I tried to cast us, but we weren't a |
| 1:43.8 | We're not for a friend guy. I didn't get it. I didn't know this and it all so that we start the |
| 1:48.2 | Yeah, you're hair |
| 1:49.9 | You know, how did Margarabi not wear pink to the Met Gallet like she what a guy is that a drug front? |
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