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🗓️ 21 June 2022
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | This episode's wild were with Pete Alonzo in the dugout and some of the other New York |
0:03.9 | mets. They make appearances. We were supposed to send this to the mets and we didn't. So we |
0:09.4 | just let it fly. Baby, this is unedited. Raw daddy footage. Woo. And if you want to see |
0:15.0 | me live in raw, go to chrisdcomedy.com for tiki wiki's. We have got the brain improv up |
0:20.9 | there. We got Montréal Vermont is getting added very soon. Burlington Vermont, Montreal |
0:25.0 | at the end of July, brain improv August 17 to the 20th and Brea, California, San |
0:29.8 | Francisco September 8 to the 10th Chicago Theater, September 30 with more dates coming |
0:34.9 | soon. Chris D comedy dot com. This episode is wild. Go vote for Pete Alonzo in the MLB |
0:41.6 | All Star game, baby, the polar bear. |
0:43.7 | Donovan Mitchell's over there. Great NBA star from the Utah Jazz Queens kid. The Nick's had |
0:57.3 | an opportunity to sign him and they did and his father works for the team and he's doing |
1:02.4 | batting practice blasting home runs. Donovan Mitchell's probably better than everybody |
1:07.3 | on the Cincinnati Reds at baseball. |
1:08.8 | Could you imagine playing? Could you imagine getting drafted to the league and then you play |
1:14.6 | for this Cincinnati Reds? What would you do? Ask yourself that question. You literally |
1:20.2 | get it's your dream to play professional baseball and then you have to play it in Cincinnati. |
1:25.5 | Would you do it or would you just quit? Would you just what would you do? You're right |
1:28.7 | home. You're from Cincinnati? Yeah, dude. So if you see this kids from Cincinnati, if |
1:34.8 | that's the face of Cincinnati, I don't want to be there. I mean, dude, you look like you're |
1:38.6 | going to get in a Bitcoin scandal any day now. You have got that white collar criminal |
1:43.9 | face, dude, like Christian bail from American psychos Cincinnati face. Yeah, dude. Honestly, |
1:51.1 | you got to ask yourself this question. Ask yourself this question. You play baseball for |
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