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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Vote for Pedro with Pete Alonso | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 73

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 June 2022

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS is live from the NEW YORK METS dugout! Pete Alonso joins the show and wants all the chaos fans to get out there and vote for him in the All Star Game. Chris asks Pete about his career in baseball, his glutes, aliens being real, dugout poops, and making baseball exciting again. Second half of the ep Chris is enjoying his new robe and gossiping about his life from a box at CitiField. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en ​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode's wild were with Pete Alonzo in the dugout and some of the other New York

0:03.9

mets. They make appearances. We were supposed to send this to the mets and we didn't. So we

0:09.4

just let it fly. Baby, this is unedited. Raw daddy footage. Woo. And if you want to see

0:15.0

me live in raw, go to chrisdcomedy.com for tiki wiki's. We have got the brain improv up

0:20.9

there. We got Montréal Vermont is getting added very soon. Burlington Vermont, Montreal

0:25.0

at the end of July, brain improv August 17 to the 20th and Brea, California, San

0:29.8

Francisco September 8 to the 10th Chicago Theater, September 30 with more dates coming

0:34.9

soon. Chris D comedy dot com. This episode is wild. Go vote for Pete Alonzo in the MLB

0:41.6

All Star game, baby, the polar bear.

0:43.7

Donovan Mitchell's over there. Great NBA star from the Utah Jazz Queens kid. The Nick's had

0:57.3

an opportunity to sign him and they did and his father works for the team and he's doing

1:02.4

batting practice blasting home runs. Donovan Mitchell's probably better than everybody

1:07.3

on the Cincinnati Reds at baseball.

1:08.8

Could you imagine playing? Could you imagine getting drafted to the league and then you play

1:14.6

for this Cincinnati Reds? What would you do? Ask yourself that question. You literally

1:20.2

get it's your dream to play professional baseball and then you have to play it in Cincinnati.

1:25.5

Would you do it or would you just quit? Would you just what would you do? You're right

1:28.7

home. You're from Cincinnati? Yeah, dude. So if you see this kids from Cincinnati, if

1:34.8

that's the face of Cincinnati, I don't want to be there. I mean, dude, you look like you're

1:38.6

going to get in a Bitcoin scandal any day now. You have got that white collar criminal

1:43.9

face, dude, like Christian bail from American psychos Cincinnati face. Yeah, dude. Honestly,

1:51.1

you got to ask yourself this question. Ask yourself this question. You play baseball for

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