Great Chrissy K. O's episode. We are having fun. I had two cold brews. We talked about everything going on the news. Everything going on in my life.

Dude, it gets wild. We are coming to you live from homeless pimp apartment. I'm allergic to something in here. But man, we have fun, fun, fun, fun. We added Burlington Vermont July 27th.

Chrissy Maple Syrips, Chrissy Bernie Sanders, Burlington Vermont. And of course all the other dates, San Francisco, Chicago, Theater, Montreal's coming up soon. And we've got Brian Improv California, Chris D Comedy dot com for Tiki Wikis. But Burlington Vermont, go get those tickets July 27th and enjoy this episode by the end of it. You're going to be mad at me.

Everybody, welcome to another episode of Chrissy chaos. Where are we? Homeless pimp apartment, baby. You've heard of Versailles. Well, this is homeless pimp's Versailles, dude. It smells like weed socks and salads, man.

I love this place. We are in Manhattan. We we have to come downtown. Today we want to do the episode downtown. Because I had a meeting with some peeps who boy might be getting back on TV. But in a good way, I'll tell you about it one if it happens.

But you know, we want I want to come down. I wanted to see first of all homeless pimp's pad man. I mean, we got to see I mean, there's definitely you got a staircase up here with a little bed up there.

It's this is a it's a tiny place, but it make you make the space work for you. It's tiny, but mighty. I like your window fully opens. So I can never bring my kids here because they jump out.

And I like it, dude. I like it. It's got a door man. It's got a beautiful lobby. I somebody downstairs, some jacked guy downstairs knows that you live here. So he was one kid who always. He was like, oh, you hear for homeless pimp. I was like, no.

The door man don't give a shit. I walked right in. They don't care at all. Just old schools Mexican guys. And it's like me and all finance kids. Yeah.

It's great down here. It's perfect. I want to Joe and the juice on your car. Have you been in that Joe and the juice? I don't like it. Dude, the staff in there is so so annoying. So smug. I was like, I was like, I asked for I got. I got a rebuild. Shake. It's called 515 calories.

And they asked what gender pronoun I'd like to put on the owner. I said, just Chris. And I was like, what? Dude, I'm just trying to get a juice here. I'm just trying to I was like, I need to speak to Joe.

But yeah, they're so smug in there. Like I feel like kids now under 25 don't have any personalities. They just they don't really know what they don't want to talk to a human. I feel like I should just say like I wonder if I should get a QR code tattooed on me. So they think so they can communicate with me and at least just trying to scan me.

I just want to be scanned by one of your kids. I, we have big news today. Rudy Giuliani got smacked in my neighborhood supermarket yesterday. Who put their heads on Rudy G. Thank God you left that island and you left immediately because you were going to get fucking smacked up.

All the guy what all Rudy wants to do was buy some more to Della. He was going. He was in the supermarket. In the shop right. Why is Rudy Giuliani in a shop right? Why is he economy food shopping now? Was he looking for hair dye?

He was slapped by a 39 year old. Yeah, I think the most fucked up generation is your age group. You think my age groups the most fucked up because half of them go extreme with the kids and then the other half go extreme with the boomers.

You guys are really caught. We're caught in between. But I will say I will say though. I will say our generation. We are the last generation though to have a personality.

I know I agree. The younger kids unfortunately they just don't have a personality. So I will agree that yeah, we're court where there's some turmoil with with the mid to late 30s early 40s.

But the younger kids I mean man, it's bad with them. And now it's interesting that a 39 year old slapped Giuliani because I would think it was like a 19 year old and whatever because you know they got mad at Borat or whatever and he said what's up scumbag?

Which is a which is interesting because Giuliani I would think would be loved on statin island or at least not hated. I want to say love not hated. But this guy slapped you that slap by a 39 year old that stock shells.

Yeah, dude. First of all anybody that first I'm surprised actually more employees of shop right aren't slapping people because do you realize if you're 39 years old working at shop right that's not good.

It's not that it's not good. I don't think you can be happy. I don't think you I don't think you could possibly be happy if you're 30 years old walking walking working at shop right. How about this?

I know a person right now that I graduated eighth grade with eighth grade they were 14 years old they got a job at stop and shop they still to this day work at that same stop and shop for 25 years they've been working at the same stop and shop they went from stock boy to manager of the stop and shop.

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