Chrissy Meets Marshmello | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 72

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.7 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2022

⏱️ 70 minutes

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WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! Chrissy CHAOS has his new shirt on is fully in the FOG! Chris talks about meeting Marshmello at an influencer event. What is life in the future gonna be like....Chris goes to New York Nico's film debut at the Tribeca Film Festival. Classic New York nights with Chrissy D. The diet is going great! Justin Bieber has Ramsay Hunt syndrome. Why does it feel like more people are in open relationships? Chris loves the new George Carlin documentary. Can nihilism be healthy? Accept everything and don't resist. 7 transgender animals. Chrissy answers some questions from the patreon members! Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy SUPPORT THE SPONSORS TO SUPPORT THE CHAOS magicspoon.com/chaos code chaos download the free UPSIDE app and use code chaos sundayscaries.com code chaos paireyewear.com/chaos CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I... Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless... Twitter - https://twitter.com/homelesspimp?lang=en Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Got a great Chrissy chaos episode coming up for you talk about Justin Bieber's face we talk about activism
0:05.0	We talk about history we talk about AI and how they're now sentient beings
0:09.6	It's wild and guess what tomorrow. We're releasing a comedy special at patreon.com
0:15.5	Slesh Christy comedy we got a new 20-minute comedy special that's out at patreon.com
0:20.6	Says Christy comedy tomorrow at 11am Eastern time and then you can go to Chris D comedy dot com to see me on the road live
0:27.5	I have an all new hour that on work shopping we will be at the Breya improv August 17 to the 20th in California
0:34.1	Then September 8 to the 10th we just added San Francisco cops comedy club and then September 30th at the Chicago theater with a brand new hour
0:42.2	Chris D comedy dot com enjoy this episode it gets pretty deep in the beginning and then pretty deep at the end and in the middle
0:49.2	It is all what FOG free open and gay baby just like this shirt
0:59.8	Tomorrow tomorrow. I love you tomorrow. We're only a gay
1:12.2	Way
1:14.2	What's up, baby? Guess what we are today as you can tell by my shirt. We are free. We are open
1:21.9	We are gay. We are back in the fog. It's foggy outside. It's foggy inside
1:28.0	Full fog in effect. This is the Chrissy chaos podcast
1:33.0	And this is the new me. This is the shirt these types of shirts
1:38.3	Will is what you're gonna start to see for me. Okay?
1:40.8	This shirt costs too much money and as soon as I put it on
1:46.2	Jasmine dry heathed and I said you know what screw it? I'm gonna wear it
1:50.6	Also, these cargo pants were a lot of money and they're stupid and I got condin
1:57.0	To buying them because guess what I've decided to do is bring a manager into my life that has a man button and
2:03.0	When you bring a man who has long hair into your life, you're gonna make bad decisions
2:07.6	Because the decision as a man to have long hair is a problem even though I'm growing my hair out so I make no sense
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