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Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast,

where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the

Absolutely Not Podcast. I'm your host Heather McMahon. Hope you're having a great

week. I'm very excited to bring you a little bonus episode which is an audible sweet treat if you

will to tickle your ears and make you giggle while you're running around and chasing

your kids or I don't know organizing your closet or hell jerking off doing whatever

you're doing we had such a great positive response

from the earlier episode this week which is one of my favorite yearly roundups if you

will. I had everybody call into the hotline and it's our absolutely not line.

If you're new to the podcast I have an absolutely not line where you can call in and just

bitch about anything. But this this week was our post Thanksgiving wrap up and honestly I could have done a six hour

episode but we had so many great voicemails and so just so much unhinged shit that happened to so many of my listeners.

I wanted to give you a bonus episode this week.

So we'll make it short and sweet, we'll get right into it.

But thank you guys for always being so supportive and calling into the hotline.

But if you had some crazy drama happened to you over the holiday, keep

calling into the hotline, I will keep adding the voicemails each episode that we

go through up into Christmas, because I'm going to tell you this right now it's only going to get wilder like Thanksgiving was one

thing but you know the real religious holidays are coming up so that is a time for

everybody to really throw in their opinions and stir the fucking pot. But some of these voiceles, dude,

were just fan-fucking-tastic.

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