You've Done Enough
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 6 December 2023
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is crawling out of her deathbed and fighting through the tail-end of the flu to give you your weekly dose of unsolicited advice and remind you that end of the day, you earned the right to chill the f*** out. Between getting conned out of birthday money for years and influencers risking their lives for content, it's clear that everyone has done enough.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:10.0 | where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.0 | I want a solid fire. |
| 0:19.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:25.1 | Absolutely Not Podcast I'm your host Heather McMahon hope you're having a great week hope |
| 0:30.2 | you're doing well I am going to let you know that I just came back from my deathbed. |
| 0:39.2 | I can't really laugh like I'm trying to hold it in because if I start to laugh the cough is so |
| 0:45.1 | demonically possessed it's bad. Y'all I had the flu this week. It all happened |
| 0:50.6 | Sunday I woke up I felt like an absolute ass. |
| 0:55.7 | You sweat through the pajamas, you get the body aches, the whole thing. |
| 0:59.3 | You're fighting for your life. |
| 1:01.1 | And I woke up and I said, I haven't felt like this in a minute. |
| 1:04.0 | So you know went and saw my boy Dr. Duke down at the urgent care because you know I don't have a |
| 1:10.5 | primary care. He's my primary care. |
| 1:12.8 | Dr Duke is my primary care. Let's just say it. Okay, he may own an urgent care |
| 1:18.0 | but I am his primary customer. |
| 1:21.0 | You see what I did there. So anyways, I want to go ahead and apologize for how |
| 1:27.5 | terrible I sound on this episode, but I am still doing a video for you. I put on |
| 1:31.8 | lashes, somehow put a |
| 1:34.8 | fucking hot tools to these extensions and it has been a wild ride this week. |
| 1:40.8 | But I went and saw Dr. Duke and as soon as he walked in he goes I can just |
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