Thanksgiving Unhinged
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 14K Ratings
🗓️ 29 November 2023
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
On this episode of the Absolutely Not podcast, Heather's got a lot to unpack. We're talking nervous breakdowns before the holiday festivities, Scarlet taking a tumble, and that's before we even hit the hotline. This Thanksgiving brought all of the family drama and Heather brought all of the answers.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:04.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not Podcast, |
| 0:10.0 | where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:17.0 | Hello ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:25.5 | absolutely not podcast I'm your host Heather McMahon how the hell are you hope you're |
| 0:30.3 | having a great week this is one of my favorite episodes of the year, |
| 0:33.1 | period, point blank, period. |
| 0:35.8 | It is our post- Thanksgiving wrap up. |
| 0:38.6 | I want to hear about your family trauma. |
| 0:40.6 | What did you do on Turkey Day? Did you sit around the table and stab a relative? |
| 0:45.3 | You know, was there a political outburst by Nana? I want to know all of the trauma. |
| 0:51.4 | So we're going to get into it today. We're gonna hit the hotline. |
| 0:53.8 | As always, you can call in 800, 213, 7503. |
| 0:57.7 | But you know, it's that time of year. |
| 0:59.8 | It's a holiday season. |
| 1:01.7 | And Thanksgiving for me has always been a little bit of like a |
| 1:06.2 | a little bit of a let down I you know we'll cook a ton and then it'll just be the |
| 1:11.7 | four of us Jeff my mom my, and I, and not that that's not a |
| 1:15.2 | beautiful thing. But I feel like Thanksgiving, there's two parts. We don't have a big family. So I am always like in a weird way very jealous of the people who have 65 cousins. We have cousins. We just, you know, don't hear from them often. |
| 1:36.5 | That makes it sound like gossipy and juicy, it's not. |
| 1:39.2 | It's just that, that it is what it is. |
| 1:42.2 | But we never grew up, you know, we kind of always had our nuclear core four, if you will. |
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