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🗓️ 9 April 2025
⏱️ 66 minutes
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On this episode, Heather is back with Rosebud Baker for a light pregame just in time for The Absolutely Knot Cruise. Rosebud chats about her relationship, becoming a mom, and taking her comedy in a new direction this time around on tour. They also drop some piping hot takes on the Real Housewives and give the scoop on their upcoming cruise shenanigans. It's been a long road and the ladies are at Brat Status - as they should be!
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0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
0:08.0 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
0:14.3 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
0:22.5 | Ladies and gentlemen, I'm here with one of my favorite gals. |
0:25.6 | She's one of the funniest comedians in the world. |
0:27.7 | She is one of the nicest people on the planet. |
0:29.9 | And a friend, Rosebud Baker. |
0:31.8 | How the hell are you? |
0:32.9 | Oh, my God. |
0:33.8 | I'm good. |
0:34.4 | I'm good. |
0:35.0 | And you're one of my faves. |
0:36.3 | And I did, I told you I was going to wait, |
0:38.0 | but I wanted to bring up the Zit that I woke up with this morning. Yeah. It's a big hawker. |
0:42.9 | And I just wanted to wait. I was like, do I cover it up with makeup? No, I'm going to save it. I'm |
0:47.3 | going to save it for Heather. No, and because this is your day home, so you need to let it breathe. I've been fighting neck eczema. I don't know why. It was it started |
0:55.9 | on my eyelids, found out I was allergic to gel nails, and then it's now moved to my neck, |
1:01.5 | and I don't know what the fuck to do. Yeah. From the gel nails? From the gel nails, I quit doing |
1:07.0 | the gels. Now I only do the dips, but now it's just stress. So it was stress on the eyelids, then moved down to the neck. |
1:14.0 | Eventually it'll just be on my ariolas and then in my vagina lips. |
1:17.5 | Yeah, make it all the way, just full circle. |
1:20.2 | You know what I mean? |
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