We’re Not Isolating!
Absolutely Not
Dear Media
4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 2 April 2025
⏱️ 67 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather is back in Atlanta after a great show in Raleigh and then being a guest on Adam Ray’s Dr. Phil Live in Atlanta. Like everyone else, she has been attacked by the insane pollen that is plaguing the south, but she is rejoicing with some amazing news she received this past week! She gets back to the voicemails from all of you!
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a Dear Media production. |
| 0:07.7 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same damn time. |
| 0:13.8 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:19.3 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to another episode of the |
| 0:26.7 | Absolutely Not podcast. |
| 0:29.0 | I'm your host Heather McMahon. |
| 0:30.7 | How are you? |
| 0:32.0 | Hope you're fantastic. |
| 0:33.5 | It's a beautiful day. |
| 0:34.8 | But I'll tell you right now, if you're living below the Mason-Dixon line, you're getting choked out by pollen. |
| 0:43.2 | The mother nature is actively trying to kill us right now in the state of Georgia. |
| 0:48.0 | The pollen is so thick that we're choking on it. |
| 0:52.4 | It's like somebody took chalk dust, took two older racers from your third grade classroom |
| 0:58.9 | and just started banging them together and then said, hey, go play pickleball. |
| 1:03.0 | I mean, it's fucking terrible. |
| 1:04.7 | You can't go out for a leisurely stroll to get your steps in. |
| 1:09.0 | You can't sit on the back porch with a sweet tea, honey. |
| 1:11.7 | We are choking down yellow cocaine, aka pollen. It's not okay. We're all on antihistamines, |
| 1:22.1 | methamphetamines, and Mick Ultras. And that's the way we like it, baby. But it is, it is that blooming season. |
| 1:29.5 | Spring has sprung. And we're going to have to fight it out. Hold on for dear fucking life for the |
| 1:36.4 | next, I'd say 11 days. And then that great storm will come and it will wash away all the pollen and all the hydrangees will be out. |
| 1:47.7 | And we'll all be at the masters or we'll all be getting on the cruise. |
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