Masters Sans Scammer
Absolutely Not
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4.9 • 13.6K Ratings
🗓️ 18 April 2025
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
On this episode, Heather is physically on the cruise, but has brought you a Master’s recap prior to boarding the ship. She chats about her time at the Par 3, trying to be everyone else’s photographer, and of course the coveted merch haul. She also has a message for the millennial white women's fashion choices.
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| 0:00.0 | The following podcast is a dear media production. |
| 0:07.6 | Welcome to the Absolutely Not podcast, where we do the most and the least at this same |
| 0:12.8 | damn time. |
| 0:13.7 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:28.3 | Hello, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to another episode of the Absolutely Not podcast. |
| 0:29.8 | I'm your host, Heather McMahon. |
| 0:33.7 | If you're watching this on YouTube, I've got a very cute jacket on. |
| 0:40.1 | It's a little cropped barber jacket, animal print, from J. Crew. I went in there the other day looking for a great top to wear to the Masters. And, you know, I don't really dabble in the |
| 0:46.1 | J-Crewness of it all. It's a little too preppy for my liking, and everything is cut for women with |
| 0:51.2 | no hips. You know, I always knew the girl in college you wore J. Crew had very |
| 0:56.4 | slender hips. She loved a white jean, a loafer, and a headband. And that's never really been my |
| 1:03.5 | style. Now, it's no hate, no shade. It's just, you know, I'm not a, I'm not a prepster. |
| 1:09.4 | But I went in there looking for some preppy |
| 1:11.2 | clothes to wear to the Masters, and I found this very cute jacket. It was on sale. And it fits. |
| 1:15.8 | So, Jay Crew, I might darken your doors another time. We have a lot to recap. I went to the |
| 1:21.3 | master's this week. And when you listen to this episode, we will be in the ocean. |
| 1:29.5 | We will be on our last day on the cruise. |
| 1:32.3 | And I have been packing this week. |
| 1:35.8 | So I'm doing this episode, obviously, before we head out. |
| 1:38.6 | But man, I cannot wait to do a cruise recap. |
| 1:41.7 | We're also recording a live episode on the ship. So there's going to be a lot of fun, fun podcast content coming |
| 1:45.2 | out post-crues. But yesterday, I had one of those days trying to get ready. And I'm a professional |
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