French farmers are currently protesting the government's increasing regulation by blocking off roads in the first French protest in years that doesn't include French women taking their tops off.

Representatives for the farmers have said, we know it's a little unorthodox for French protesters

to not be topless chicks with phrases painted on their cans,

but this was an artistic choice that our movement decided to make.

Visibly frustrated France resident Jacques Blanchett has stated it's like these farmers don't take protesting seriously They are well aware that it is customary for French protests to include jugs and all I'm seeing is a bunch of dudes with farm equipment.

If you want me up front supporting from Perzro of the protest,

give me something that I can put in Laspank Bank and this pile of manure ain't gonna do it.

Even French president, Emmanuel Macron chimed in to say, look, I married my teacher and she's like a hundred now.

So obviously one of the things I look forward to this country is frequent protests with

jiggling honkers. I'm open to the idea of turning down the

globalism but if these farmers want to talk produce first we got to see some

melons and I'm not talking about their beat-up farmwives either. Some have

noted that it is unfair the amount of media support these

topless communist college chick protests receive versus the people who

actually provide food for the nation, to which the Minister of Agriculture

replied, Z-I's want what Z-I's want.

The boys.

The boys cast.

Collars.

What the boys cast?

The doors. The doors.

Prepare the serves for boys cast.

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