Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Monday morning podcast for Monday,

March 24th, 2025. What's going on? I'm why, yeah? Oh, geez, how's it going there? Um, I, uh, this is really

late today. I apologize. This is not Monday morning. This is

fucking Monday afternoon. Um, I had a gig last night. I had to go down to Washington, D.C. Um, a friend

of mine was accepting an award and I was asked to go up and say some nice things about him.

And I'm going to tell you, old Billy fucking getting out of his comfort zone.

First I drew Broadway, like the half of so-and-so I am, right?

Got past that and now I had to go.

I am afraid of those gigs or i was anyway because my thing

is when i'm well the way i'm talking right now that's where i live i lived in this nice

walled off emotional place and the way i tell people that i love them is that i fucking tease

them that's how i do it so with the award show what you actually have And the way I tell people that I love them is that I fucking tease them.

That's how I do it.

So with the award show, what you actually have to do is say that you love somebody without all of that stuff.

And then what happens?

Because I hold back that all the time, I turn into like fucking dick for a meal.

You know, I'm going to turn into like a puddle of emotion,

you know, and you're always nice to me. And not everybody was like that. And no one wants to see

that. No one wants to see a man breaking down emotionally saying how much he loves his other male friend.

They just, you know, women think they want to see that.

They say, no, no, you should let that out.

That's, why would you hold, it would be beautiful to show that side of yourself.

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