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Monday Morning Podcast

The View, Tables in Time Square, Guitar | Thursday Afternoon Monday Morning Podcast 3-20-25

Monday Morning Podcast

All Things Comedy

Comedy

4.832.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2025

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Bill rambles about the View, tables in Times Square, and learning guitar.


(00:00) - Thursday Afternoon Podcast

(29:50) - Thursday Afternoon Throwback 3-20-17 - Bill rambles about Dunkin' Donuts, old cars, and losing his shit.

Thursday Afternoon Interlude: Steve Vai - Answers (G3: Live In Concert)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, what's going on? It's Bill Burr, and it's time for the Thursday afternoon just before Friday, Monday morning podcast, and I'm just checking in.

0:13.0

How are you? Check it on you. What's going on?

0:20.6

I am, I had an interesting morning.

0:22.8

I was on The View this morning.

0:25.6

The View.

0:27.6

And you know what's hilarious is I told my lovely wife, I put the fan on.

0:32.2

It's fucking hot as shit in here.

0:34.6

I told my wife that I was going to be the lovely Nia. She goes, what are you doing tomorrow?

0:41.1

And I was like, I got to do the view. She goes, what? She goes, who the fuck booked you on that?

0:49.0

I go, what are you talking about? She goes, all the dumb shit you've said about women, what the

0:52.9

fuck are you going on? We both just started laughing. I go, I don't shit you've said about women, what the fuck are you going?

0:59.2

We both just started laughing. I go, I don't know. I think it's going to be all right or whatever.

1:10.0

And I went in and it was great. I had a great time. And I got to tell you a funny Joy Behar story that I never told.

1:14.2

It's, I'm going to make it vague because I don't want to get,

1:19.9

you know, I don't want to say the whole thing, but one time, uh, whatever, our paths crossed, right?

1:26.3

So I'm talking to her. It's just cool as shit, right? And there was some other comedian there, you know, and for whatever reason,

1:29.4

he started, like, trying to pick on her or whatever. And the dude was a really funny dude,

1:36.0

and he started picking on her in the effortless way that she, like, trashed this dude. It was, what's that martial art style like a keto you know

1:47.6

where you use their energy they come flying at you like they're going to kick your ass and all

1:51.4

a sudden you send them flying across the room it was just me her and this other comedian and she

1:56.8

just mopped the floor with him.

2:01.4

And, like, I don't think her heartbeat went up even, like, half a beat per minute.

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