Vehicular Man-Squatter

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 24 May 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Ri brings the case against his brother Jan. Jan has been living in his car for the last several months. Ri thinks Jan needs to find an apartment of his own. But, Jan is happy with his current situation. Who’s right? Who’s wrong? Thank you to Rick Gutierrez for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast.
0:04.8	I'm Baylor of Jesse Thorn.
0:06.6	This week, vehicular man's squatter re-brings the case against his brother, Jan.
0:12.8	Jan has been living in his car for the last few months.
0:16.3	Re-things Jan needs to find an apartment of his own.
0:19.7	But Jan is happy with his current situation.
0:22.5	Who's right?
0:23.5	Who's wrong?
0:24.5	Only one man can decide.
0:26.4	This rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure cultural
0:32.1	reference.
0:33.5	I know his girlfriend, Phyllis, but I won't tell her.
0:37.4	It's not for me to judge or discriminate just because she does and he won't.
0:43.7	Baylor of Jesse Thorn, swear them in.
0:46.1	Please rise and raise your right hand.
0:47.1	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, or nothing but the truth, so help you
0:50.9	God or whatever?
0:53.1	Yes.
0:54.1	Yes.
0:55.5	Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling, despite the fact that he prefers
1:00.4	hashtag van life?
1:02.4	Yeah.
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